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Florida men arrested for living their best Mario Kart life by driving lawnmower into Target
notthebee.com ^ | Apr 27, 2026 | Jesse James

Posted on 04/28/2026 5:38:27 AM PDT by V_TWIN

18-year-old Janek Szkaradek, and yes, on Saturday, he drove a lawnmower straight through the entrance of a Target store in Ocala, took a spin around the dollar bin area, and left. He damaged the door in the process.

The day before, Szkaradek walked into a nearby Culver's with a leaf blower and apparently turned it on and used it, disturbing all of the guests who were simply trying to enjoy their burgers, curds, and custard. Janek's buddy, Luke Charske, was there to film both stunts for social media.

Aaaaaand, they've both been arrested.

Aaaaaand, they've both been arrested.

From Click Orlando:

Szkaradek faces charges of criminal mischief and disorderly conduct for the Culver's incident, as well as a separate disorderly conduct charge for the Target incident. Charske was charged as a principal with disorderly conduct in connection with the Target stunt.

With those charges, these two kids have now graduated from Florida boys to Florida men!

(Excerpt) Read more at notthebee.com ...


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KEYWORDS: isitthemyogi; themagain
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1 posted on 04/28/2026 5:38:27 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: Red Badger

PING!


2 posted on 04/28/2026 5:38:59 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it, won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN

Florida Teen...before Florida Man (or Women) hit adulthood!!


3 posted on 04/28/2026 5:40:56 AM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: V_TWIN

I blame the humidity. It does things to people.


4 posted on 04/28/2026 5:42:47 AM PDT by PghBaldy (12/14/12- 930am -rampage begins... 12/15/12 - 1030am - Obama team scouts photo-op locations.)
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To: V_TWIN

Woke Salad Abby and her Virginia is the greatest threat to the American REPUBLIC.


5 posted on 04/28/2026 5:43:53 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The Party of Death's DemonRAT Flying Luigi Monkeys and their furry butt butties SUCK.)
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6 posted on 04/28/2026 5:44:51 AM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: V_TWIN

“Click like below”!!


7 posted on 04/28/2026 5:46:50 AM PDT by albie
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To: V_TWIN

Beavis and Butthead wannabees.


8 posted on 04/28/2026 5:48:09 AM PDT by donozark (Trump isn't a fascist. America's trains still do not run on time.)
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To: V_TWIN

Men???


9 posted on 04/28/2026 5:50:19 AM PDT by alstewartfan (I AM Charlie Kirk. ❤️✝️)
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To: V_TWIN

I think cameras on phones was the worst idea ever.

Humans can’t manage them.

Calls to tbe base desires.

Started with pics of meals.

Seriously.


10 posted on 04/28/2026 5:53:47 AM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: V_TWIN

Future RAT Luigis.


11 posted on 04/28/2026 5:54:25 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (The Party of Death's DemonRAT Flying Luigi Monkeys and their furry butt butties SUCK.)
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To: V_TWIN

“Dude I’m bored af. Pass me the ‘J’. I bet you a bong hit that you wont drive your dads Z-turn in to the target. You’re on....you stoner!”


12 posted on 04/28/2026 5:58:15 AM PDT by know.your.why
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“18-year-old Janek Szkaradek....”

18 is considered an adult in Florida


13 posted on 04/28/2026 6:12:20 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it, won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN

“Florida men arrested for living their best Mario Kart life by driving lawnmower into Target”

Florida teenagers arrested for living their best Mario Kart life by driving lawnmower into Target

There, fixed it


14 posted on 04/28/2026 6:24:57 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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The day before, Szkaradek walked into a nearby Culver's with a leaf blower and apparently turned it on and used it

Culvers?! That's taking fun too far. Culver's is supposed to be a safe zone. The offender was supposed to go to a Waffle House, or Chuck E. Cheese. In an emergency, Popeye's or McDonald's would do. Not Culver's.
15 posted on 04/28/2026 6:29:33 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: antidemoncrat

Really?.....THAT’S what you got outta the post? SMH


16 posted on 04/28/2026 6:29:44 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it, won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN


All together now:

Just a good old boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born

Makin' their way the only way they know how
That's just a little bit more than the law will allow

17 posted on 04/28/2026 6:33:40 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: V_TWIN

So what did you get out of it?


18 posted on 04/28/2026 6:38:58 AM PDT by antidemoncrat
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To: V_TWIN

“Influencers” ... idiots.


19 posted on 04/28/2026 6:41:20 AM PDT by al_c (Democrats: Party over Common Sense)
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To: antidemoncrat

A laugh, which it what it was intended for.

18 is considered an adult in Florida......that help you any?


20 posted on 04/28/2026 6:41:33 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it, won't leave)
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