Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

World’s oldest known land animal alive after viral death hoax fools thousands
Fox News ^ | 4/02/26 | Kelly McGreal

Posted on 04/05/2026 5:24:13 AM PDT by Libloather

The world's oldest land animal, Jonathan the tortoise, is still alive after a viral hoax falsely claimed he'd died.

The confusion began after a post on X falsely claimed the giant tortoise had died at age 193.

The account, which impersonated Jonathan’s veterinarian, Joe Hollins, quickly gained traction and sparked concern among fans around the world. That claim, however, was not true.

"Yes, he's still alive," the X user wrote hours later. "This was just an April Fools' prank."

**SNIP**

Jonathan, a Seychelles giant tortoise, continues to live on the island of St. Helena, a remote British territory in the South Atlantic Ocean where he has spent most of his life, according to St. Helena's government website.

Jonathan is believed to have been born around 1832.

He was already considered an adult when he arrived on St. Helena in 1882, meaning he has lived through nearly two centuries of history.

Today, he holds the title of the world’s oldest living land animal, the island said.

(Excerpt) Read more at foxnews.com ...


TOPICS: Outdoors; Pets/Animals; Science; Travel
KEYWORDS: alive; animal; cryptobiology; godsgravesglyphs; hoax; joehollins; jonathanthetortoise; oldest; seychelles; sthelena
Kinda tastes like old spotted owl.
1 posted on 04/05/2026 5:24:13 AM PDT by Libloather
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Some of us are still kickin’


2 posted on 04/05/2026 5:33:38 AM PDT by plain talk
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

193 year old turtle? How in heck do they know?


3 posted on 04/05/2026 5:36:43 AM PDT by NetAddicted (MAGA2024)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Almost old enough to have met Napoleon.


4 posted on 04/05/2026 5:43:29 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: ClearCase_guy

I love turtle soup. Served with a float of sherry and a lemon slice. Used to get that when my folks took me to Brennan’s in New Orleans lo these many decades ago.


5 posted on 04/05/2026 6:09:33 AM PDT by Noumenon (They killed the guy who just wanted to talk. Now... now they've got me. KTF)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

The quahogs got it beat.


6 posted on 04/05/2026 6:15:55 AM PDT by Track9 (Liberal tears make me smile. Thank you DJT!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NetAddicted

They must have documentation. Unless someone switched him out along the way, but he may have distinguishing characteristics. By now, I would think they’d have his DNA on record in case of questions.

If true, that’s astounding to me.


7 posted on 04/05/2026 6:16:18 AM PDT by skr (1 Peter 1:15 - But as he which hath called you is holy, so be ye holy in all manner of conversation)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Libloather
Must have something to do with all that exercise he gets...


8 posted on 04/05/2026 6:27:02 AM PDT by jerod (Nazis were essentially Socialist in Hugo Boss uniforms... Get over it!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NetAddicted

They checked back through all the birthday cards over the years, of course.

Happy Easter FRiend :)


9 posted on 04/05/2026 6:47:01 AM PDT by Ueriah
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: NetAddicted

Cut off his trunk and count the growth rings?


10 posted on 04/05/2026 8:48:30 AM PDT by Mr. Lucky
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: NetAddicted

Cut off a leg and count the rings.


11 posted on 04/05/2026 8:55:59 AM PDT by enumerated (81 million votes my ass)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Being no. 1 is always an amazing feat. How to describe being no. 1 by lord-knows-how-much?


12 posted on 04/05/2026 9:32:26 AM PDT by gloryblaze
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Libloather

Darwin’s tortoise, Harriet, died at Steve Irwin’s zoo at about 175 in 2006. An even older tortoise died that year in India. There’s some question about whether Darwin actually collected Harriet himself, but she was one of three tortoises, Tom, Dick, and Harry, donated to a zoo by a Beagle captain. About a century later it was discovered that Harry was female (or maybe he transitioned) and became Harriet.


13 posted on 04/05/2026 9:48:12 AM PDT by x
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: NetAddicted
193 year old turtle? How in heck do they know?

Drivers license or other photo ID.

14 posted on 04/05/2026 10:41:28 AM PDT by fidelis (Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu‘i_Malila

story about the tortoise do androids dream of electric sheep
https://search.brave.com/search?q=story+about+the+tortoise+do+androids+dream+of+electric+sheep&summary=1

The story of the tortoise, Tu’i Malila, appears as the opening epigraph in Philip K. Dick’s Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? (1968), serving as a grim foreshadowing of the novel’s central theme regarding the scarcity of real life.

The epigraph is a Reuters news clip from 1966 reporting that Tu’i Malila, a nearly 200-year-old Tongan turtle gifted to the King of Tonga by Captain Cook in 1777, died at the Royal Palace in Nuku’alofa. The text highlights that the animal was regarded as a chief with special keepers, was blinded in a bush fire, and that its carcass would be sent to the Auckland Museum.

This real-world event sets the tone for the novel’s dystopian setting where real animals are extinct or extremely rare, making the ownership of a live sheep a status symbol and a source of deep empathy for the protagonist, Rick Deckard.

AI-generated answer. Please verify critical facts.


15 posted on 04/05/2026 9:10:51 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (TDS -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

By contrast, Jonathan the Hare died over 100 years ago.

16 posted on 04/05/2026 9:12:41 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (TDS -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson