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Trump’s Disaster Response Chief Believes He Was Teleported to a Waffle House
The Daily Beast via Yahoo ^ | March 20th, 2026 | Isabel van Brugen

Posted on 03/20/2026 6:46:11 PM PDT by Mariner

President Donald Trump’s top official overseeing disaster response insists he was once teleported to a Georgia Waffle House.

Gregg Phillips, appointed in December to head the Federal Emergency Management Agency’s (FEMA) Office of Response and Recovery, made the claim during a January 2025 episode of the podcast Onward, CNN reported on Friday in a deep-dive profile of the top official.

“Teleporting is no fun,” Phillips said on the podcast, co-hosted by conservative activist Catherine Engelbrecht. “It was real.”

Phillips, a longtime conservative activist who repeatedly shared conspiracy theories on social media before being appointed to a top FEMA position, described an incident in which he said he teleported miles across Georgia.

“I was with my boys one time, and I was telling them I was gonna go to Waffle House and get Waffle House,” he said. “And I ended up at a Waffle House – this was in Georgia, and I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was.”

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To: Leaning Right

And a dog and a train.😁


61 posted on 03/21/2026 6:35:22 AM PDT by BiteYourSelf ( Earth first, we'll strip mine the other planets later.)
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To: Mariner

Sounds like he’s already been to the Waffle House to many times.

It’s the syrup Jim


62 posted on 03/21/2026 7:06:32 AM PDT by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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To: DoodleBob

I don’t know the guy’s work record. He can believe what he wants, but to publicly say what he did shows poor judgement.


63 posted on 03/21/2026 7:37:51 AM PDT by telescope115 (Ad Astra, Ad Deum…)
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To: Mariner

Sure this guy wasn’t a Brownie hire.


64 posted on 03/21/2026 7:40:05 AM PDT by Biblebelter
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To: Mariner

“That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.”

I bet this started as an alibi to his wife.


65 posted on 03/21/2026 7:40:45 AM PDT by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism. )
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To: irishjuggler

He might be a step up from Bondi. LOL


66 posted on 03/21/2026 7:42:17 AM PDT by dforest
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To: telescope115

I am pretty tolerant of people’s comments as long as they don’t damage my life, liberty or property.

Indeed, on FR where we are largely of similar mindsets, there are wide ranges of beliefs. Heck, the Religion forum may have the record for the most food fights.

But he’s not uttering a belief. He’s making a Statement of Fact which, frankly, is insane.

There is a massive canyon between “ 3 million illegal votes were cast in the 2016 election” and “I wuz teleported.”


67 posted on 03/21/2026 7:46:21 AM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s²)
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To: Mariner

“...and I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was.”

He left out the part about how much alcohol he consumed prior to that.


68 posted on 03/21/2026 8:57:02 AM PDT by simpson96
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To: Mariner

Every drunk in Atlanta is “teleported” into a Waffle House after a late Saturday night imbibing massive quantities of adult beverages at a local saloon.


69 posted on 03/21/2026 9:15:22 AM PDT by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: Mariner

I was once. Got me some grits. Back in the day when they used to be really good.


70 posted on 03/21/2026 9:23:39 AM PDT by Tommy Revolts
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To: Mariner

FIGHT

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


71 posted on 03/21/2026 11:44:16 AM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the show)
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To: Drew68

Cheers from one drunkard to another.... it’s amazing where we wake up sometimes... loads of fun. Luckily, I never hurt anyone in my drinking days. Never ended up in jail either, but only because I never go caught.....

Waffle House though. I would have seriously messed up if I ended up at a Waffle House.


72 posted on 03/21/2026 11:47:21 AM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the show)
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To: mikey_hates_everything

Yeah.... but to wake up in a Waffle House. That was one serious hangover..... I’ve been drunk enough for several lifetime... But Waffle House.... At least I never passed out on MLK BLVD.....


73 posted on 03/21/2026 11:49:17 AM PDT by Organic Panic ('Was I molested. I think so' - Ashley Biden in response to her father joining her in the show)
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To: Organic Panic

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


Whoever said that has never been to Washington DC.


74 posted on 03/21/2026 11:53:38 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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