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‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar
babylonbee.com ^ | March 16, 2026

Posted on 03/16/2026 8:32:15 AM PDT by V_TWIN

HOLLYWOOD, CA — The horror movie Sinners has officially won the Oscar for "Crappiest Movie To Win An Oscar".

The award each year goes to the most awful, banal cinematic catastrophe that somehow squeaks out an Oscar for being extra gay or not having any white people in it.

"And the award goes to...Sinners!" announced host Conan O'Brien. "You actually won an Oscar for that appalling pile of trash, congratulations. Really, it's an amazing accomplishment to somehow score an Oscar for that monstrous affront to writing and acting, well done. Tip of the cap."

At publishing time, Sinners had also taken home the award for "Best Movie No One At The Academy Actually Watched Because Life Is Too Short."


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To: Deo volente
Moonlight. Another bad movie that nobody saw.

I saw it, and yes, it did not deserve to win. It had to, because it had both black and gay boxes checked.

41 posted on 03/16/2026 10:05:11 AM PDT by Lizavetta
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

There are several worse. Out of Africa, Crash, Oppenheimer, Annie Hall....


42 posted on 03/16/2026 10:09:56 AM PDT by steve8714 (I have great hope for Pope Leo. Please don't disappoint me by following your predecessor's ways.)
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To: V_TWIN

Just from seeing the previews in the theater, I could see the movie “Sinners” was going to throw in the usual
White Men BAD & DANGEROUS theme, common in most films with black starring roles. Typical Dem/ Plantation scare tactics. Too bad, but not surprising. The other acting was mostly Over-acting to everything.


43 posted on 03/16/2026 10:18:15 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: poinq
What happens when the rich and famous are no longer either.

You get a nation of affluphobes?

44 posted on 03/16/2026 10:19:30 AM PDT by Steely Tom ([Voter Fraud] == [Civil War])
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To: V_TWIN
The Oscars are nothing but a circle-jerk. Forget the box office numbers, forget the reviews of industry critics. The only film "award" that actually matters is this, the viewer's opinion.

It's bestowed only by the people, often not immediately. It's the reason there are some films that initially bomb at the theater but go on to become cultural legends through time, appreciation, and word of mouth. It's the only thing that matters.

45 posted on 03/16/2026 10:20:36 AM PDT by Frank Drebin (And don't ever let me catch you guys in America!)
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To: V_TWIN

Rule of thumb, never see a movie the critics like. They all pick crap.


46 posted on 03/16/2026 10:21:06 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: stevio

Egad I remember that stroll down eeeww lane. Made me not feel sorry when trans get their arses kicked.


47 posted on 03/16/2026 10:23:25 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: ek_hornbeck
Nobel Prizes in the hard sciences (physics, chemistry, etc) are still legitimate

Good point! I should've been more specific but yes, the Nobel Peace Price is what I was referencing.

Sometimes great writers don't need the big awards. Everyone will remember Dylan for his relevance in the 60's and 70's I suppose, but Cormak McCarthy will always be known as an amazing author, with or without elitist accolades.
48 posted on 03/16/2026 10:25:26 AM PDT by brent13a
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To: rdcbn1

I did the very same.


49 posted on 03/16/2026 10:31:57 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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To: lee martell

“the usual White Men BAD & DANGEROUS theme...”

A little off topic but here goes.

In my city I can’t think of one place a black person would fear going because White people might do them harm.....conversely, the list of places I wouldn’t go for fear of my safety from blacks is literally too long to list.

You tell ME who the real racists are.


50 posted on 03/16/2026 10:37:02 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: Resolute Conservative

You’re talking The Crying Game. I’m watching with my cousin and he’s like, “This movie sucks!” and I’m saying, they said it was good and not to give away the ending. Then it turns out to be a trans dude. Yea, homos became the enemy that day.


51 posted on 03/16/2026 10:37:55 AM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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To: V_TWIN

“Shape of Water”


52 posted on 03/16/2026 10:44:46 AM PDT by Zathras
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To: V_TWIN

What do you mean?


53 posted on 03/16/2026 10:47:19 AM PDT by EvelynMcHale (vroom, vroom, mothertrucker)
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To: brent13a

I can see that. But DTD had that Selma scene. Sinners did NOT have anything that interesting.


54 posted on 03/16/2026 10:53:29 AM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: EvelynMcHale

What do you mean what do I mean?


55 posted on 03/16/2026 10:54:45 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: x

I actually enjoyed it until near the end with the blatant kill whitey message.


56 posted on 03/16/2026 10:56:17 AM PDT by Codeflier (Don't worry....be happy)
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To: V_TWIN
I have met exactly one person who liked that movie.

Look forward to next year "The Bride!" sweeping the Oscars.

57 posted on 03/16/2026 10:59:30 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (The tree accused of killed Sonny Bono was planted.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

“The Bride!”

Yeah, another Frankenstein rip off.

Hollywood had been out of original ideas for years now and it’s pretty sad when you have to steal an idea from 90+ years ago.


58 posted on 03/16/2026 11:12:02 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: Codeflier

“the blatant kill whitey message.”

You didn’t think an all black movie was gonna pass up THAT opportunity did you?......probably THE main reason that turd won to begin with.


59 posted on 03/16/2026 11:14:12 AM PDT by V_TWIN (America....so great even the people that hate it won't leave)
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To: V_TWIN

60 posted on 03/16/2026 11:15:41 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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