Texas woman in leather underwear and fishnets allegedly crashed BMW while drunk

New York Post ^ | 2/20/26 | Anna Young

[Libloather]

It’s a fashion felony.

A scantily-clad Texas woman was slapped with cuffs after allegedly smashing her BMW into a fire hydrant while drunk.

The suspected boozy driver — donning black fishnet tights, leather underwear and a skin-tight motorcycle jacket — is seen in wild photos shared by the Harris County Constable Precinct 4 on Friday.

The motorist, who has not been publicly identified, is also wearing open-toe slippers, with her large upper leg tattoo on full display, as she speaks to an officer, the pics show.

Other images showed the banged-up SUV with a busted bumper, flat tires and deployed airbags beside a wrecked curb and pile of dirt at a strip mall near Will Clayton Parkway and Vine Forest Drive.

“A night out should never end in flashing lights and handcuffs,” cops said in a Facebook post, advising drivers to “plan a safe ride home, every time.” The woman was charged with driving while intoxicated, though police did not say when the tipsy bender happened.

But the daring outfit didn’t just turn heads at the scene — it sparked a social media frenzy

[Libloather]

Oh, it happened all right. Can't see the undies. No need to look. Pics are not required. Thanks in advance.

[Repeal The 17th]

Oh, Lordy!

[Paladin2]

She’s a real booty....

[KarlInOhio]

Others slammed her for matching the skin-baring look with “house shoes.”

She was wearing stilettos, but her body pressure pushed the heels right into the asphalt.

[Teacher317]

How can each of her thighs be bigger around than her waist?? It's like an optical illusion or something...

And the distance from her heel to her hip seems to be at least 5x the length from her hip to her hip to her armpit... how can an obese woman have zero midsection? I'm so confused!!

[Bullish]

So what? It happens all the time here in SoCal.

[Bullish]

You’re doing a lot more measuring on her than I could stand.

[dfwgator]

[wardaddy]

Zero self awareness

[dfwgator]

She was wearing stilettos, but her body pressure pushed the heels right into the asphalt.

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Al Bundy would have had a field day with this one.

[alexander_busek]

Tyrannosaurus rex genes!

Regards,

[Telepathic Intruder]

She had a few too many drinks to chase down that moose.

[Texas Eagle]

GAHHH!!! WHY???

[Equine1952]

I’m glad I never could get drunk enough to hit on something like that, I always passed out in the nick of time.

[Dan Zachary]

[rdcbn1]

Dude, that is just wrong.

[Hot Tabasco]

Holy crap, I wasn’t expecting that......

[Dalberg-Acton]

This freak was televised.

[Kudsman]

Oh my. I gotta axe, why hasn’t she been identified? The Dems will surely want to run her for office!

[kawhill]

A lovely girl...and a good driver.