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Democrats Counter With STEAL Act To Ban Voter ID
babylonbee.com ^ | Feb 12, 2026

Posted on 02/12/2026 10:28:47 AM PST by V_TWIN

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With debate ongoing over the Republican-proposed SAVE Act to shore up U.S. election integrity, Democrat lawmakers countered by proposing their own legislation, the STEAL Act, to ban voter ID in elections.

The bill, which has the full title of Shield The Election From Legitimacy Act, would make it illegal for anyone to present valid identification when voting in an election, thereby preventing any safeguards against fraud from being put in place.

"This legislation is vital to the survival of our party," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "With Republicans seeking to discriminate against people by only allowing citizens to vote, they've left us no choice but to respond with our own bill that would ensure a complete lack of election integrity whatsoever. That's why we are proud to introduce the STEAL Act. This legislation will give the Democratic Party a bright and robust future for all elections."

Senate Democrats also championed the bill as the nation's last and best hope to subvert election security moving forward. "Without this law, we will be stuck with legitimate democracy," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said. "I shudder to think of the level of election security that would be put in place if this legislation does not pass. Can you imagine an America where only people who are legally allowed to vote can cast their ballots? It's terrifying."

At publishing time, Democrats were reportedly working hard to stage a water main break in the Capitol to interrupt voting on the SAVE Act and allow more time for shenanigans.


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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire; saveact; stealact; voterid

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1 posted on 02/12/2026 10:28:48 AM PST by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

The thin red line between satire and truth is getting smaller and smaller by the day.


2 posted on 02/12/2026 10:33:12 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: V_TWIN

The headline truly deceived me until I saw it was the Bee. This would not really be parody in my opinion.


3 posted on 02/12/2026 10:34:25 AM PST by woweeitsme
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To: V_TWIN

When they vote for a measure in the House they use an electronic voting system (EVS) at their desks with a personalized card to cast their votes, in essence an ID card. The hypocrisy of leftist politicians knows no bounds.


4 posted on 02/12/2026 10:40:04 AM PST by dowcaet
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To: V_TWIN

California law SB1174 bans voting authorities from requiring ID for voting. So while this article may sound ridiculous, Democrats will absolutely do the same nation wide as soon as they regain power.


5 posted on 02/12/2026 10:41:13 AM PST by Hazwaste (Democrats and other communists are like slinkies. Only good for pushing down stairs.)
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To: V_TWIN

I’ve been stung by the Bee so many times....


6 posted on 02/12/2026 10:48:22 AM PST by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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To: V_TWIN

Gotta be careful with the satire. The dems will read it and say, “That’s a good idea!”


7 posted on 02/12/2026 10:54:03 AM PST by grobdriver (The CDC can KMA!)
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To: V_TWIN

This is a joke article, but in 2022, the HR 1 and SR 1 bills (the top priority in the Democrat House and Senate) were bills to mandate easy election fraud nationwide, such as mail-in voting being required with mail-in votes received up to ~7 days after the election, drop boxes, outlawing voter ID (except a simple signature), etc. Elections nationwide would become total kabuki theater.

As I recall, it passed in the House, and the Democrats intended to nuke the filibuster to pass it in the Senate, but that was blocked by Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema.


8 posted on 02/12/2026 10:56:44 AM PST by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism. )
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To: V_TWIN

Now if we can just get the GOP Senate to realize the DNC just stepped into a huge bear trap.


9 posted on 02/12/2026 11:07:51 AM PST by Zathras
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To: V_TWIN
Democrats Counter With STEAL Act To Ban Voter ID

Ha! Good one.

10 posted on 02/12/2026 11:30:16 AM PST by FreeReign
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To: V_TWIN

“Shield The Election From Legitimacy Act”


11 posted on 02/12/2026 11:52:27 AM PST by Repeal The 17th ( I am obsessed with not being obsessed with anything.)
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To: V_TWIN

Democrats always show they have more to hide then not.


12 posted on 02/12/2026 12:16:53 PM PST by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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To: V_TWIN
Satire? Remember the ‘For the People Act’? In 2020 Democrats tried to kill the Filibuster so they could pass this bill. Fortunately 2 of the enemies own Senators blocked that. It Nationalized elections in the RATs favor making their coup permanent . They would still be in power if it had passed . America would never be rid of them just like the fix is in permanently in California.
13 posted on 02/12/2026 12:20:02 PM PST by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: V_TWIN

I thought it had to be sarcasm or parody if it came from Babylon Bee . . . ;o)


14 posted on 02/12/2026 12:22:35 PM PST by MCSETots
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To: V_TWIN

You had me going there until I saw the line about the water main break. Yeesh!


15 posted on 02/12/2026 12:35:27 PM PST by ducttape45 (Jeremiah 17:9, "The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?")
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To: V_TWIN

The Bee gives out the news of the future...TODAY...


16 posted on 02/12/2026 2:00:06 PM PST by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: V_TWIN

The dems will sell America down the river for a vote. Some animals have probably voted democratic.


17 posted on 02/12/2026 2:03:55 PM PST by chopperk (e)
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