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French Hospital Evacuated After Doctors Find Live WWI Artillery Shell in Patient’s Rectum
Breitbart ^ | Feb. 2, 2026 | AWR Hawkins

Posted on 02/04/2026 8:13:26 AM PST by PROCON

The Rangueil Accident and Emergency unit in Toulouse was evacuated after doctors found “an eight-inch-long live World War I artillery shell in…[a man’s] rectum,” according to the Daily Mail.

The Daily Mail quoted “an investigating source” who indicated that the patient, a 24-year-old man, “…was in a state of extreme discomfort, having inserted a large object up his rectum.”

Because the artillery shell was not inert, “bomb disposal experts” were called in, as was the fire brigade.

The New York Post noted that “a security perimeter” was set around the medical facility while the artillery shell was being handled.

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KEYWORDS: france; homosexualagenda; rectum; shell; wwi

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To: All

Hope he didn’t have Taco Bell for lunch.


61 posted on 02/04/2026 9:38:43 AM PST by mykroar ("It's Not the Nature of the Evidence; It's the Seriousness of the Charge." - El Rushbo)
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To: Abathar

You could probably print money with some of rainbow people of the veteran community.

I do have some mold making/tooling experience, but it was helping make molds for fiberglass boat doors.


62 posted on 02/04/2026 9:41:08 AM PST by Antihero101607
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To: PROCON
A whole new version of "The Assman".

63 posted on 02/04/2026 9:43:01 AM PST by budj (Combat Vet, second of three generations.)
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To: ansel12

Oh my, that is terrifying. I can’t wrap my head around doing something like this.


64 posted on 02/04/2026 9:43:19 AM PST by dforest
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To: PROCON

A. million-to-one shot, doctor. A million-to-one.


65 posted on 02/04/2026 9:43:42 AM PST by Rummyfan (Ok In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support lthe civilized man.👨 so t tv)
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To: PROCON

A game of Pictionary that got out of control.


66 posted on 02/04/2026 9:44:09 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: KittyKares

It isn’t even squiggly and fuzzy like a gerbil.


67 posted on 02/04/2026 9:46:15 AM PST by dforest
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To: PROCON

POW!

“Alright! Who’s the wise guy that glued the firing pin to Pierre’s chair?”


68 posted on 02/04/2026 9:46:57 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: PROCON

The Daily Mail pointed out, “There was no initial explanation as to why the shell ended up in the man’s body, but local media speculated that it might have had something to do with his social life.”


yup


69 posted on 02/04/2026 9:48:15 AM PST by PeterPrinciple (Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
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To: PROCON

I have no idea how that got there, Doctor!


70 posted on 02/04/2026 9:49:46 AM PST by nhbob1
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To: PROCON

“Impossible!”

“What is it, Doctor?”

“Look at the x-ray!”

“Is that a cannon up there?”


71 posted on 02/04/2026 9:52:14 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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To: PROCON

Should have just detonated it in place, rather than risk injury to a bomb squad technician.


72 posted on 02/04/2026 9:58:08 AM PST by HartleyMBaldwin
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To: PROCON

Seriously, don’t they have those “special” shops in Talouse for those things? The ER staff will have a lot of party and bar stories to tell for the rest of their lives!


73 posted on 02/04/2026 9:58:48 AM PST by dowcaet
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To: PROCON
A lot of things changed in WWI, with the advent of the airplane, machine gun and submarines.

The face of warfare changed in the 20th century when it was learned that rear areas were not as safe and protected as they had been assumed to be in previous centuries.

Obviously some WWI munitions are still have the potential to wreak havoc in rear areas.

74 posted on 02/04/2026 9:58:49 AM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: PROCON

Was it a 155 mm shell?


75 posted on 02/04/2026 10:04:59 AM PST by WKUHilltopper
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To: allendale

I’ve heard from a surgery nurse that there are some real oddities found in odd places. A common one is shot glasses! Mental illness. You really can’t imagine just how crazy some people can be.


76 posted on 02/04/2026 10:15:44 AM PST by 9422WMR
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To: suasponte137
Are we sure he wasn't a circus performing using a euro approved cannon that was too small to properly perform his act?

77 posted on 02/04/2026 10:19:22 AM PST by Waverunner (Torah! Torah! Torah! my favorite IDF radio code.)
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To: PROCON

Was it a rim fire?

I bet that none of the people who manufactured, ordered, shipped or handled the device in WWI ever imagined where it would show up in 2026.


78 posted on 02/04/2026 10:19:39 AM PST by posterchild
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To: PROCON

Did the patient say “Read the card, read the card”?


79 posted on 02/04/2026 10:37:39 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: NorthMountain
Talk to a long-time ER nurse or physician

I used to know a couple who worked in an ER in Denver. They said they kept a list.

80 posted on 02/04/2026 10:57:56 AM PST by Disambiguator
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