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McDonald's Employee Hospitalized After Reaching Into Fryer To Retrieve Earbud
Not The Bee ^ | January 02, 2026 | Wolfgang Ramsay

Posted on 01/02/2026 12:49:51 PM PST by Red Badger

To some people, earbuds are life.

Girl was probably just trying to enjoy some Modern English on the job when one of her earbuds fell out and dropped right into the deep fryer. And then, reportedly, she reached in to try to get it out.

Believe it or not, the woman suffered burns to her hand and was treated by an EMS crew and promptly transported to the hospital.

I don't know about you, but I'm gonna go ahead and just assume they cleaned out that fryer.


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1 posted on 01/02/2026 12:49:51 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

oops


2 posted on 01/02/2026 12:50:15 PM PST by butlerweave (Fateh)
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To: Red Badger

3 posted on 01/02/2026 12:51:54 PM PST by equaviator (Nobody's perfect. That's why they put pencils on erasers!)
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To: Red Badger

She be a steamed bass. In Hindi restaurants steamed is dum so she is a dum bass.


4 posted on 01/02/2026 12:53:48 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

I hear ya.


5 posted on 01/02/2026 12:54:26 PM PST by blackdog (The philosophy of the schoolroom in one generation will be the philosophy of government in the next.)
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To: Red Badger

“If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, because man, they’re gone”. —Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy


6 posted on 01/02/2026 12:54:54 PM PST by Morgana ( “Abortion is the ultimate exploitation of women.” — Alice Paul 🇺🇸 )
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To: Red Badger

I’m reminded of line from an Alistair MacLean novel about a solider being shot because he had “too quick reflexes”


7 posted on 01/02/2026 12:55:15 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Red Badger

This never would have happened if he’d been paid $25 an hour.


8 posted on 01/02/2026 12:57:40 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder
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To: Red Badger

I pray not, but is this a possible candidate for a future Darwin Award?

Should there be a new Darwin Award classification for actions that just maim?

Will there be new mandatory OSHA regulations that include the directive to avoid contact between human flesh and deep fryers?


9 posted on 01/02/2026 12:58:25 PM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try. )
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To: Red Badger

No words.


10 posted on 01/02/2026 12:58:53 PM PST by Salamander ( Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRDa)
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To: Red Badger

Poor Sweetheart. I’ll bet she screamed so loud, you would have thought somebody’s Chicken McNuggets had been miscounted! Article does not say what brand the earbuds were.

Somebody at home is going to encourage her to ‘Sue!’
“I don’t see no signs on the Earbud Instructions not to do that! Do you see any kind of sign? See what I’m talking about? Nothing!! That’s not right!”


11 posted on 01/02/2026 1:00:13 PM PST by lee martell
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Once that ear bud fell into the fryer, it was destroyed, and the fact that this girl thought she could retrieve it, and it would continue to work is absolutely amazing

The stupidity level here is over the top


12 posted on 01/02/2026 1:02:22 PM PST by Captain Peter Blood
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ARE WE GUESSING WHICH GROUP SHE IS FROM???

HOMEGROWN OR IMPORTED???


13 posted on 01/02/2026 1:04:01 PM PST by ridesthemiles (not giving up on TRUMP---EVER)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus III

Stumpy Award?


14 posted on 01/02/2026 1:04:49 PM PST by Bikkuri
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To: Red Badger

>> I don’t know about you, but I’m gonna go ahead and just assume they cleaned out that fryer.

Of course, they always clean ‘em out and change the grease every week.

Meanwhile enjoy that “special sauce” earwax flavor.


15 posted on 01/02/2026 1:06:04 PM PST by Nervous Tick (Hope, as a righteous product of properly aligned Faith, IS in fact a strategy.)
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To: Red Badger
Workers shouldn't be using distractions like earbuds to listen to music while working. Exception would be hearing aids, but with bluetooth streaming turned off.

Should operating a deep fryer be considered hazardous work requiring training and licensing?

-PJ

16 posted on 01/02/2026 1:07:09 PM PST by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
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To: Red Badger

A long time ago a coworker’s teenage daughter was badly burned on her arm at McDonald’s by a splash of hot fat from the french fry vat.

Someone said “Didn’t she follow the safety techniques they’re all taught?”

She did. The stupid girl next to her didn’t and made a mistake and suddenly dropped the fryer basket and the splash hit the innocent girl.

There are a lot of dangers in fast food even before being victimized by the bloodthirsty heathens who are called “customers” who go postal.


17 posted on 01/02/2026 1:09:05 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Nervous Tick

When I was a teenager, 15-18 years old, I worked for Krystal and a similar chain in the early 70’s.

One of my jobs was to drain and clean the two deep fryers, and add new lard, on Saturday mornings............


18 posted on 01/02/2026 1:10:37 PM PST by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: Political Junkie Too

RE: Workers shouldn’t be using distractions like earbuds to listen to music while working.

Worker listening to rap music and moving around in time.
Worker: “Huh? What?”
Boss: “I said you’re fired.”


19 posted on 01/02/2026 1:12:00 PM PST by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Red Badger

Dunkin for French fries. A stupid sport.

https://youtu.be/92utho4PjH0?si=XmNCv-cu1GMWyGcO


20 posted on 01/02/2026 1:13:09 PM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you. )
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