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‘Conservatives Want Women In Handmaid’s Tale Outfits,’ Declares Liberal Wearing Hijab
The Bee ^ | December 31, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 01/01/2026 8:06:33 AM PST by Navy Patriot

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Democratic Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flanagan donned a full hijab for a press conference where she warned that conservatives want to force women into Handmaid's Tale outfits.

Flanagan adjusted her head covering as she cautioned that Republicans would like nothing more than to force women to cover their bodies and be treated as property.

"If Republicans had their way, women would all be shoved into Handmaid outfits," explained Flanagan as she replaced her mouth covering. "They want a culture where young women are stripped of their rights and become totally subjugated to men. Women wouldn't be allowed to wear anything but their mandated dress, or even leave the house without permission. It's absolutely disgusting to imagine."

Democrats are working to organize a symbolic protest, where women will wear Handmaid's Tale outfits over their hijabs to demonstrate the dangers conservatives pose to women. "Look at the future if Republicans are in power," said local woman Amy Denton as she pulled on a handmaid bonnet over her hijab. "Women will literally be forced to wear these outfits over their hijabs as a sign that they are slaves to men. We must stand up to this horror before it is too late."

At publishing time, Flanagan had been ordered to stop speaking in public as hijab-wearing women are to remain silent in the presence of men.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; dumberthandirt; satire
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1 posted on 01/01/2026 8:06:33 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

My goodness..she must not get much sleep at night from the nightmares that caused this kind of thinking..Is it just throw out any old thing to get a reaction? Her statements make no sense to anything going on in real life!


2 posted on 01/01/2026 8:10:29 AM PST by Thank You Rush
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To: Navy Patriot

Oh…it’s The Bee.

Stings again.


3 posted on 01/01/2026 8:12:53 AM PST by silverleaf (“Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out” —David Horowitz)
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To: Navy Patriot

I don't think so.

Maybe a french maid outfit...


4 posted on 01/01/2026 8:13:38 AM PST by DannyTN
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To: All

I’m glad marital rape is only illegal for poor people.


5 posted on 01/01/2026 8:15:25 AM PST by VAFreedom (Wuhan Pneumonia-Made by CCP, Copyright Xi Jingping)
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To: Navy Patriot

Someone needs to tell the Bee that this is not satire.....


6 posted on 01/01/2026 8:41:09 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: metmom

At all.


7 posted on 01/01/2026 8:43:51 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: Navy Patriot

I guess she’s missed 11 years of Mar-A-Lago.


8 posted on 01/01/2026 8:46:34 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: DannyTN

No I pretty much support the idea of a hijab for leftist women, just out of public decency.


9 posted on 01/01/2026 8:50:30 AM PST by TheThirdRuffian (Orange is the new brown)
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To: DannyTN

I have to say what a joke this is. Last night Melania looked smashing in silver and conservatives loved it. That wasn’t no “handmaid’s tail” baloney.

Now these handmaids costumes would be an improvement on the woke and jealous leftist fatties. Mostly because it would cover them up pretty well.


10 posted on 01/01/2026 8:53:08 AM PST by dforest
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To: Thank You Rush

Priceless!!


11 posted on 01/01/2026 9:10:38 AM PST by johnnygeneric (Could we...again?)
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To: Navy Patriot

If Sydney Sweeney wants to wear the outfit, I am totally down with that....


12 posted on 01/01/2026 9:38:56 AM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Navy Patriot

BRAVE NEW WORLD by Huxley did it so much better as they had Test Tube babies. Mothers were so unnecessary the word was spelled...”M——r” as if it were a dirty word.


13 posted on 01/01/2026 11:46:15 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (REOPEN THE MENTAL HOSPITALS CLOSED IN THE 1970s!)
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