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Democrats' Poll Numbers Surging Among Key Narcoterrorist Demographic
The Bee ^ | December 1, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 12/02/2025 5:34:15 AM PST by Navy Patriot

U.S. — Following a difficult year that saw the party lose the White House to Donald Trump and both houses of Congress to Republican control, a new survey revealed that Democrats' poll numbers had surged among the key narcoterrorist demographic.

While the Democratic Party had shown signs of making inroads in other segments of the voting populace, it was the sudden spike in support from the important South American illegal drug traffickers that gave the party hope that its popularity was back on the upswing.

"We're out here fighting hard for the rights of drug traffickers," said House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "And it's paying off in the poll numbers we're seeing from our narcoterrorist base. They know that the Democratic Party is the party that will help them grow their businesses, create more jobs for hardworking cartel mules, and get their products into the hands of millions of Americans across the country. Narcoterrorists deserve a political party that will fight for them."

Narcoterrorists admitted that the Democrats were their biggest proponents in Washington. "Sí, the Democratic Party is our best friend," said José, a third-generation narcoterrorist from Venezuela. "Ever since we got thousands of our people into the country and obtained the ability to vote when President Biden was in office, we've become huge fans of the Democrats. They're the party for us."

At publishing time, Democratic Party leaders were reportedly hard at work putting the finishing touches on their "pro-Antifa, pro-child-mutilation, pro-drug-trafficking" 2028 platform.

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KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire

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The Democrat Base is turning out for them, watch your back!
1 posted on 12/02/2025 5:34:15 AM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Dems seems to be recruiting potheads and low IQ voters to fill their empty ranks.


2 posted on 12/02/2025 5:46:08 AM PST by chopperk
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To: Navy Patriot

And there goes The Bee, blurring the line between satire and reality yet again.


3 posted on 12/02/2025 5:46:32 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: metmom

The Hard News Bee!


4 posted on 12/02/2025 5:49:33 AM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

That’s their site “Not the Bee”.


5 posted on 12/02/2025 5:51:19 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: Navy Patriot

I realize this is a joke article but its interesting to see ex-con voting patterns. A surprising (at least to me) number of guys who did their time in jail and are now trying to live a respectable life are hardcore Republicans.


6 posted on 12/02/2025 6:02:38 AM PST by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Funding from the cartels has dropped.


7 posted on 12/02/2025 6:20:34 AM PST by bray (It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
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To: Opinionated Blowhard

I’m not so sure it’s a joke, and I join you in noting rehabilitated ex-convicts, I wish them success!


8 posted on 12/02/2025 6:40:12 AM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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