Posted on 11/29/2025 6:03:40 PM PST by Red Badger
The next time you notice a pigeon acting suspiciously, you may need to notify the authorities, as news broke this week that Russia had launched a flock of remote-controlled cyborg spy pigeons.
Putin scientists unveil 'spy pigeons fitted with brain implants and cameras that can be controlled like drones' https://t.co/t1lUBm1zAf— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) November 27, 2025
This confirms what many had long feared: the pigeons cannot be trusted.
As reported by the Daily Mail:
A state-linked Moscow neurotechnology firm boasts its operators can steer flocks of the flying pests across the sky at will.
Researchers have launched field tests of so-called 'bird-biodrones' known as PJN-1, ordinary pigeons surgically implanted with neural chips that allow technicians to direct their flight routes.
The birds can be steered remotely in real time, with operators able to upload flight commands by stimulating targeted regions of the brain.
The pigeon then 'believes it wants to fly' in the instructed direction, claim sources at Neiry, which has deep ties to the Kremlin's hi-tech innovation machine.
With one seemingly simple surgical procedure, each pigeon becomes a living spy tool:
Surgery is carried out in which electrodes are inserted into the brain with millimetre precision.
The birds wear tiny solar-powered backpacks containing onboard electronics, GPS tracking, and the receiver that transmits signals into the neural implant.
Chillingly, Neiry insists that 'no training is required', declaring that any animal becomes 'remotely controllable after the operation' - with pigeons capable of covering 310 miles a day, or more than 1,850 miles in a week.
Very clever, Putin. One step closer to world domination.
Give a hand to all the "Birds aren't real" folks out there. You win this one.
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I saw a pigeon that wasn’t pooping on anything — that’s highly suspicious in my book! Do you think I should call The Authorities?
Impressive for a country with a GNP no longer than Belgium and Luxembourg combined.
Naw, just get out your old .410 and have at it!...........
I want one! Do they sell them on TEMU ?
When measured by Purchasing Power Parity Russia has one of the strongest economies in Europe:
Russia Overtakes Germany as Europe’s Largest Economy by PPP, Military Spending Surpasses EU+UK
https://theopiniontdw.substack.com/p/russia-overtakes-germany-as-europes
How Russia overtook Germany and became the leading economy in Europe
https://www.scobricsinsight.com/how-russia-overtook-germany-and-became-the-leading-economy-in-europe
Spy Pigeon.....Hot Cha Cha Cha!
I knew it!
Oh noes! Targeted pigeon poop!
They just have that one little problem that pigeons prefer to stay in the shade most of the time to avoid the roboperegrine falcons.
“Chillingly, Neiry insists that ‘no training is required’, declaring that any animal becomes ‘remotely controllable after the operation’ “
That explains the weird little solar panels that have been appearing on Russian conscripts’ .
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