Jeffrey Epstein had a tiny, ‘extremely deformed’ penis shaped like a lemon: victim

nypost.com ^ | Nov. 19, 2025 | Emily Crane

[V_TWIN]

I KNOW
😁

[Sacajaweau]

Agree....really not news worthy...

[Jamestown1630]

This kind of thing is the New York Post’s lifeblood.

[faithhopecharity]

gee. I’ve been waiting YEARS, staying up days and nights... just had to have this “information”

our mass media scores another victory in the battle for truth!

/s

[dforest]

Dang, I really didn’t need this information. I am soured on the whole Epstein saga.

[MeanWestTexan]

Well, I just went down an internet rabbit hole.

According to Mussolini’s autopsy, he also only had one ball.

[Jamestown1630]

Sit tight. It’s going to go on forever, and nothing good will come out of it for anyone.

[V_TWIN]

None other than the one and only Mr. Vincent Price

[TangoLimaSierra]

Well, this ruins lemonade and boiled eggs for me

I don't want put you off bananas so I won't tell you about mine.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

Do not google lemon pen*s! I am warning you!

[V_TWIN]

I posted it for the reactions.....and so far, it has not disappointed. 😏

[dfwgator]

Well that ruins Led Zeppelin’s “The Lemon Song” for me.

[jerod]

Without the release of those Epstein files... This is the information we wouldn’t know about... Frankly... My life would’ve been complete without knowing what Epstein’s dick looked like... But now that I do know... Well... It’s even more complete.

Thanks to all of you who persevered until we discovered this useless piece of information.

[PghBaldy]

Vincent Price played him on 1960s TV show.

[Jamestown1630]

Considering how long the Democrats had to play with and alter these files, it may be the most truthful piece of information we get.

[V_TWIN]

Your welcome 😁

[Bubba_Leroy]

[dfwgator]

Billy: Cherry, this is Pee Wee.

Cherry Forever: I'll say. What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band?

[crusty old prospector]

I bet the sign above the urinal was for him. “Pilgrims with short muskets stand closer to the firing line.”

[eastexsteve]

The conspiracy theorists need to give it a rest. If something was wrong with Epsteins’ hooter, he had enough money to have it rebuilt into a twin of John Holmes baseball bat if he wanted.