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I always figured hitler murdered some sap his size, burned the corpse, collected all the diamonds he could carry, and went to south america. And his loyal cultists affirmed it was hitler in that ditch.
Hitler was trans
Yeah, but have they linked the ‘DNA’ to Trump or Kirk yet cnn?
He was a incel?
He must have gone through puberty. How else could he have grown that snazzy mustache?
Adolf Hitler in the movie Umfallend (Falling Down):
“I’m the ... bad guy?”
“They lose me right after the bunker scene.”
That’s what I figured this was about.
Hitter has got one ball, confirming what we learned on the playground.
Bessere Häuser und Bunker. (Better Homes and Bunkers)
His won every year.
Hitler escaped to Argentina, whomever they conducted the DNA tests on was not him. My Uncle had only one nut, he fathered 8 children. Five boys and three girls.
I believe that too.
Grey Wolf: Hitler's Escape to Argentina FULL DOCUMENTARY | History Docudrama | The Dock
Did Hitler Escape? - Forbidden History - S03 EP3 - History Documentary
I think Hitler is sharing a house on the beach with Elvis.
The DNA matches his family line. It was almost certainly his blood.
(Sung to the tune: Colonel Bogey March)
Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee 'Cherman' have no balls at all.
Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A 'Cherman', unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
“Researchers say they verified and sequenced Hitler’s DNA. What they discovered is a controversial bombshell”
“Researchers have analyzed a sample of DNA believed to belong to Adolf Hitler”
Seems like they left ‘believed to belong” out of the headline.
WEB Griffin series The Presidential Agent says Hitler’s testicle was bitten off by a dog (from Goggle):
The claim that Adolf Hitler’s testicle was bitten off by a dog is a myth and historically false. This story likely originated from the British wartime propaganda song “Hitler Has Only Got One Ball”, and a fictional account in a book, rather than from historical fact.
Historical evidence, including medical records and recent DNA analysis, points to Hitler having had a condition called right-sided cryptorchidism (an undescended right testicle) since birth, which is a congenital abnormality.
Key facts regarding Hitler’s testicles and dogs:
Medical Records: A 1923 medical examination report from Landsberg Prison, where Hitler was incarcerated after the failed Beer Hall Putsch, explicitly states that he suffered from an undescended right testicle.
War Injury Myth: There were rumors, including an alleged (and likely falsified) Soviet autopsy report and a secondhand account from a medic published decades later, that Hitler lost a testicle due to a shrapnel injury at the Battle of the Somme during World War I. However, medical records from the time of the war and the 1923 prison exam contradict this, suggesting the condition was congenital.
The Dog Myth’s Origin: The story of a dog biting off his testicle is a likely fabrication, possibly stemming from the novel The Hunters by William Edmund Butterworth (W.E.B. Griffin), where a violent encounter with a dog (a Bouvier des Flandres) is given as the reason for his monorchism.
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