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Jay Jones' Campaign Sends Out Celebratory Text Threatening To Kill Everyone's Children
The Bee ^ | November 5, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 11/05/2025 12:49:48 PM PST by Navy Patriot

RICHMOND, VA — As part of his staff's afterparty after winning election as Virginia's next Attorney General, Jay Jones's campaign sent out a celebratory text message threatening to kill everyone's children.

Despite the scandal that erupted in recent weeks stemming from his controversial messages advocating for the killing of his political opponents and their children, Jones sailed to victory to land the AG slot, with his aides marking the occasion with another horrifying text threat.

"Honored to be your next Attorney General and death to anyone who opposes me!" the text message read. "Though MAGA extremists tried as hard as they could to keep us from winning, we got the victory, and I am proud to now be in a position to make good on all the promises I made on the campaign trail — including rounding up and killing the families of the people who ran against me. It's going to be a bright future for Virginians! At least for the people who don't stand in my way, that is."

Jones took the opportunity to use his path to electoral success as an inspirational lesson for all Americans. "You can achieve your dreams," he continued in the text. "It just goes to show that, if you threaten to kill enough children, you too can be elected to public office someday."

At publishing time, Virginia Republicans were believed to be scrambling to pack up their children and flee the state before they could all be killed by Jay Jones.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education
KEYWORDS: 2bulletstothehead; babylonbee; jaydoubletapjones; satire

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1 posted on 11/05/2025 12:49:48 PM PST by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot
And kick their dogs. Line up Virginians. NoVA first.
2 posted on 11/05/2025 12:51:14 PM PST by Vision (“Our Democracy” means "Our Slush Fund." The Left is hate.)
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To: Navy Patriot

I cannot believe those idiots elected that POS.


3 posted on 11/05/2025 12:52:47 PM PST by BigFreakinToad (107 Days of Kamal's BS.)
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To: Navy Patriot

So I guess Republicans in blue areas should also run on killing their opponents.


4 posted on 11/05/2025 12:53:20 PM PST by Fledermaus ("It turns out all we really needed was a new President!")
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To: Navy Patriot

I knew it was The Bee, but I still had to double-check to make sure.


5 posted on 11/05/2025 12:54:34 PM PST by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: dfwgator

Jay Jones will have them drinking the Jonestown kool aid


6 posted on 11/05/2025 12:57:20 PM PST by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Jones would not have lost yesterday even if he was caught on tape murdering the small children of a Republican opponent and pissing on their graves (his words, not mine).


7 posted on 11/05/2025 12:57:34 PM PST by Dan in Wichita
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To: Tell It Right

Jay Jones will reopen Jonestown with modern Democrat Thug “Security” and better weapons.


8 posted on 11/05/2025 1:06:03 PM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: dfwgator

Pretty sure Jay Jones said all those things even though it is The Bee.


9 posted on 11/05/2025 1:11:29 PM PST by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won, Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Dan in Wichita

HE’S ON THE DOWN LO’!


10 posted on 11/05/2025 1:12:34 PM PST by Dr. Ursus
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To: Dr. Ursus

Jay “Double Tap” Jones


11 posted on 11/05/2025 1:13:50 PM PST by deks (Deo duce, ferro comitante · God for guide, sword for companion)
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To: Navy Patriot

This fag tries anything with my American grandkids, I’ll make it where this piggie’s grandma wished he was never born. There won’t be enough left of the boy that the SNAPPERS won’t even want the meat.


12 posted on 11/05/2025 1:35:59 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Another day of DemonRAT shutdown another great day for Chunky "Raw Cheeseburger" Schumer.)
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To: Fledermaus

I live in one of those “blue areas”. I’m always in condition 1.


13 posted on 11/05/2025 1:39:58 PM PST by P8riot (You will never know Jesus Christ as a reality in your life until you know Him as a necessity.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Democrats will kill anyone.

Their bloodlust cannot be sated.

All they know how to do is kill, steal, destroy, and lie - the work of their father, the devil.


14 posted on 11/05/2025 1:44:31 PM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon." Amen. Come, Lord Jesus….)
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To: Dan in Wichita
"Jones would not have lost yesterday even if he was caught on tape murdering the small children of a Republican opponent and pissing on their graves (his words, not mine)."

So well framed, and it would have sounded plusperfect coming from Charlie on his show today, now it won't have the same resonance when one of the hangers-on blunders through the post-election analysis.

Certainly Blay & Cuck lived up to their usual non-expectations, having Girdusky on to say, "Nothing to see here."

The stupid hurt so hard you halfway expected Ryan to break out the Kevin Bacon-as-Lt. Chip routine: "Remain calm! All IS WELL!"

15 posted on 11/05/2025 1:52:03 PM PST by StAnDeliver (TrumpII)
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To: BigFreakinToad

“I cannot believe those idiots elected that POS.”

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It is unbelievable to most sensible people, but most Democrats harbor a very intense antipathy toward conservatives. Trust me, they relished the opportunity to elect this guy to stick it to Republicans.


16 posted on 11/05/2025 2:22:03 PM PST by Starboard
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To: Navy Patriot
Jay Jones's campaign sent out a celebratory text message threatening to kill everyone's children.

Republicans respond by kicking stalwart foot soldier out of the party after Politico discovers that he once typed “nigga” in a chat group while in college.

17 posted on 11/05/2025 2:28:45 PM PST by Drew68
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