Jones would not have lost yesterday even if he was caught on tape murdering the small children of a Republican opponent and pissing on their graves (his words, not mine).
HE’S ON THE DOWN LO’!
So well framed, and it would have sounded plusperfect coming from Charlie on his show today, now it won't have the same resonance when one of the hangers-on blunders through the post-election analysis.
Certainly Blay & Cuck lived up to their usual non-expectations, having Girdusky on to say, "Nothing to see here."
The stupid hurt so hard you halfway expected Ryan to break out the Kevin Bacon-as-Lt. Chip routine: "Remain calm! All IS WELL!"