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AOC Tells Mom Giving Birth To Get A Real Job
BabylonBee.com ^ | Oct 29, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/29/2025 3:41:54 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

https://babylonbee.com/news/aoc-tells-mom-giving-birth-to-get-a-real-job

BRONX, NY — According to witnesses at the scene, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez burst into a birthing suite at local Montefiore Hospital to tell off a woman in labor that she should get a real job.

"All you do is lay around," Ocasio-Cortez reportedly said, admonishing a woman actively in labor. "I would like to challenge you to get a real job and contribute to society."

Doctors described the scene as odd. "This angry Latina came in and started making all sorts of demands of the patient. I'm not even sure they knew each other," Dr. Karen Ross said. "It wasn't until later we realized she was from Congress. Which, honestly, explains a lot."

At the time, the patient, whose name has been held back by request, was so busy giving birth she barely acknowledged AOC's presence. The patient just screamed, prompting AOC to retort, "Maybe if you channeled all this anger into a job, you could accomplish something worthwhile with your life."

According to sources, when security arrived to escort "the angry lady" out of the room, the Congresswoman put her hands behind her back as if handcuffed, although no one touched her.

At publishing time, AOC posted on X, formerly Twitter, that Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans had her arrested for visiting a pregnant woman.

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1 posted on 10/29/2025 3:41:54 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Their headlines are often so believable and on point that you forget to look for the Babylon Bee’s byline.


2 posted on 10/29/2025 3:59:45 PM PDT by GMMC0987
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“I would like to challenge you to get a real job and contribute to society.”

I knew it was The Bee because a Socialist would NEVER EVER utter those words!


3 posted on 10/29/2025 4:05:07 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
get a real job

That's a command/demand that no professional politician has the right to direct at anybody.

Ever.

4 posted on 10/29/2025 4:13:43 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

So... the childless harridan grifting off the public at the politicians’ trough has the gall to tell a taxpayer who’s subsidizing her to “get a real job”.


5 posted on 10/29/2025 6:05:59 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: GMMC0987

I fell for it this time. It was just spot on.


6 posted on 10/29/2025 6:47:05 PM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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