Posted on 10/26/2025 5:44:08 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
U.S. — After word that Kamala Harris had not ruled out another Presidential run, Republicans have generously donated $50 million to her 2028 campaign.
The donors stated that there simply was no one else that they would rather see representing the Democratic party.
"We love what Kamala brings to the table," said Republican donor Jerry Gondolin. "She has everything we want in a Democratic candidate. Honestly, I can't think of anyone better to give our money to. At least, not since Joe Biden is unavailable."
The Republican National Committee has also announced a matching donation up to $500 million for any Democratic donors who would like to support the cause. "If there's anything we can do to get Democrats on board with Kamala, count us in," said RNC chair Joe Gruters. "We would like nothing more than to partner with Democrats to make this happen. This is what real bipartisanship looks like."
At publishing time, Republicans had asked all their registered members to please go ahead and put "Kamala 2028" signs in their yard.
I know it’s “The Bee” but I could picture a certain Senator from Kentucky making a donation to “Heel’s Up Harris.”
The Bee’s on fire again, a great idea for the GOP! 🤣
Ole passage of time will be truly unburdened in 2028.
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Actually, that would be a good idea to keep others out of the running.
Don’t give it all to Kamala! We want to make sure Gavin runs too.
I do know this is the Bee, but it also occurred to me, has anyone else noticed that biden has COMPLETELY disappeared from the public eye?
There are virtually no reports of ANYTHING he’s done since Jan 20. Heck, even obama won’t stop meddling in politics and the MSM is happy to keep reporting that.
But biden?
biden who??????
Kamala for President.
Newsom for VP
Pritzcker for something?
AOC for head of State Department and disco dance czar
Bernie for the retirement home. I kinda like him as he is honest about his socialist Marxist politics.
Mandami for ambassador to Israel. He also is honest about his socialism, antisemitism but denies his Marxist philosophy. Two out of three “aint” bad.
Obama for the real presidential power behind Kamala
The New Orleans mayor for head of The justice department if she is not in jail. That seems to be a habit with New Orleans mayors.
Letitia James to head the Federal Prison system due to her probable first hand knowledge of such, as a guest.
Jasmine Crockett for Miss Co Congeniality with Hillary Clinton, Yeah I know that position does not exist but Trump will make one. However, Leavenworth is complaining that Hillary is theirs first.
Secretary of Defense Pee-Wee Herman. Our enemies would shake in fear at the mere mention of his name.
Secretary of the Navy should be Ted Kennedy but alas he has passed. He has much experience with underwater death and surface drilling on his yacht. He was photographed on his yacht engaging in offshore drilling.
Stacy Abrams for head of the FDA, she knows a great deal about food.
Yep, that is a no fail ticket for the Demonic-rats.
Biden has been on a McDonalds LID for quite some time.
Relative to Pritzker it has been announced by the defense department that one our warships needs more ballast to make it stable. With precise calculations it was determined that he is perfect. They eagerly await his arrival to make our warship ready.
Yeah but liking somebody because he’s honest about his Marxist politics and antisemitism is like liking Hitler because he was honest about what he wanted to do.
Almost as good as the NY Jets post... 😀
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