Newsome's California, now surfers have to deal with gangsta otters.
To: DallasBiff
These things happen when a sea otter falls in love with your surfboard...
2 posted on
10/23/2025 2:30:23 PM PDT by
Jim W N
(MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
To: DallasBiff
4 posted on
10/23/2025 2:32:33 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: DallasBiff
5 posted on
10/23/2025 2:34:00 PM PDT by
fidelis
(Ecce Crucem Domini! Fugite partes adversae! Vicit Leo de tribu Juda, Radix David! Alleluia!)
To: DallasBiff
what would Dick Morris say?
6 posted on
10/23/2025 2:34:02 PM PDT by
bankwalker
(Feminists, like all Marxists, are ungrateful parasites.)
To: DallasBiff
7 posted on
10/23/2025 2:35:03 PM PDT by
packrat35
(“When discourse ends, violence begins.” – Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
To: DallasBiff
Poor Isabella did not know what she otter do.
To: DallasBiff
It might make a nice water-resistant winter hat ...
9 posted on
10/23/2025 2:36:10 PM PDT by
NorthMountain
(... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
To: DallasBiff
Lots of kelp beds from Steamer’s and south of there. Otter heaven!
11 posted on
10/23/2025 2:46:40 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Keep buggering on!)
To: DallasBiff
A moose once bit my sister
12 posted on
10/23/2025 2:47:05 PM PDT by
KitJ
(Shall not be infringed...)
To: DallasBiff
He shouldn't otter have done that.
14 posted on
10/23/2025 2:49:39 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
They otter stop voting demonrat in that case.
16 posted on
10/23/2025 2:54:50 PM PDT by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
To: DallasBiff
The otter is saying, “keep off of my lawn”.
To: DallasBiff
Ask any mermaid you happen to see:
Who stole my surfboard? Weasel of the Sea!
19 posted on
10/23/2025 3:02:26 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(I pray that the sleeping giant has finally awakened and been filled with a terrible resolve.)
To: DallasBiff
20 posted on
10/23/2025 3:05:40 PM PDT by
nralife
(Proud Boomer Rube)
To: DallasBiff
This article is prejudiced, and I note that no attempt was made to interview the otter, or get his version of events.
21 posted on
10/23/2025 3:29:06 PM PDT by
BlackVeil
('The past is never dead. It's not even past.' William Faulkner)
To: DallasBiff
23 posted on
10/23/2025 4:01:13 PM PDT by
Bigg Red
( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
To: DallasBiff
People often don’t realize otters can rip your throat out. Fresh water otters too.
25 posted on
10/23/2025 4:44:21 PM PDT by
subterfuge
(I'm a pure-blood!)
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