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Scientists Reveal the Surprising Innermost Secrets of Spaghetti
Scitech Daily ^
| October 22, 2025
| Lund University
Posted on 10/23/2025 5:55:24 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Italian Scientists ? The ones dumping spaghetti in the US ?
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posted on
10/23/2025 5:57:46 AM PDT
by
butlerweave
(Fateh)
To: butlerweave
They just pasta buck............
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:03:44 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: butlerweave
Is linguini better? Sounds sexier.
To: Red Badger
Always add salt to the pasta water; NEVER add oil!
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:06:04 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
I add garlic while boiling potatoes before mashing them.
To: Red Badger
I only trust the spaghetti research of Professor Al Dente.
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:18:46 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: SunkenCiv
Unfortunately he was eaten by the Flying Spaghetti Monster................
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:20:32 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: SunkenCiv
Dunno, Professore Boyardi is pretty sharp.
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:22:04 AM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Orange is the new brown)
To: TheThirdRuffian
I heard he ran off with Angel Harris.
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:28:37 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: Red Badger
I heard it wasn’t the FSM, it was a group from the Pastafarian Cult.
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:35:18 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(NeverTrumpin' -- it's not just for DNC shills anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
To: butlerweave
Italian Scientists ? The ones dumping spaghetti in the US ?They need to investigate the attempt to corner the pasta market by crime boss Alfredo Fettuccine.
To: TheThirdRuffian
“Professore Boyardi is pretty sharp.”
Yeah, but he overcooks his pasta and his sauce is just awful.
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:52:01 AM PDT
by
Ignatz
("Look, if I offend anybody today, I don't care." -Tom Homan)
To: Red Badger
Why did the spaghetti thank gluten at dinner? Because without it, it would’ve fallen apart under pressure—literally! Gluten’s the real MVP for keeping that pasta party intact in boiling water.
What did the gluten-free spaghetti say when it started crumbling in the pot? “I guess I just don’t have the ‘net’ to hold it together!” Unlike its gluten-packed cousin, it needs perfect cooking conditions to avoid a total noodle disaster.
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posted on
10/23/2025 6:52:17 AM PDT
by
mjp
(pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
To: Diana in Wisconsin
Always add salt to the pasta water; NEVER add oil! The 11th Commandment.
If my Italian grandmother saw anyone ruin pasta water by putting oil in it she would have crippled them with her big wooden spoon!
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posted on
10/23/2025 7:00:45 AM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(Voltaire: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit astrocities" )
To: DIRTYSECRET
My wife makes the best linguini in white clam sauce you ever had. It is my favorite pasta dish. She is Italian, her grandfather was off the boat. But she got the recipe from a magazine, made it once, then modified it to her taste. She is an incredible chef.
To: Red Badger
New research from Lund University reveals that gluten plays a vital role in keeping spaghetti intact while boiling How much did American taxpayers pay to fund this useless study? Because you KNOW we did.
To: montag813
It’s Swedish.....................
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posted on
10/23/2025 7:16:09 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: montag813
It’s Swedish.....................
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posted on
10/23/2025 7:16:09 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
To: DIRTYSECRET
Angel Hair — sounds almost pornographic...
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posted on
10/23/2025 7:16:30 AM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(A society grows great when old men plant trees, in whose shade they know they will never sit.)
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