Is It A Sin? Ask The Babylon Bee

The Bee ^ | Oct 21, 2025 | The Bee

[dayglored]

Okay, now y'all know. No more excuses!

[Morgana]

It may not be a sin to be a Democrat BUT IT SHOULD BE

[Tell It Right]

Tell it Right from Free Republic:
Q: I often poke fun at fellow FReeper ebb tide for his almost daily posts that Christianity doesn't exist outside of Catholicism. Is that a sin?

A: No. Besides the past two popes have given us almost as much comedy material as every U.S. president from Clinton on.

[Dr. Sivana]

Is it a sin to find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up like a girl bunny?

What if you found the mechanical bunny at the dog race track attractive, as Bugs himself did?

[dfwgator]

“It was a sin for you to wanna feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to plan to feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to figure out a place to feel up Ellen. It was a sin to take Ellen to the place to feel her up. It was a sin to try to feel her up and it was a sin to feel her up. There were six sins in one feel, man!”

-George Carlin

[Jamestown1630]

LOL.

[Tell It Right]

Billy Bob from Podunk, AL asks:
Q: Is it a sin to hate the Tennessee Vols as much as I do ever since their head coach tried to have the Bama football program shut down?

A: No. Cheering against a football rival is not a sin. But painting an orange and white checkerboard pattern on your driveway so you can leave skid marks on it --- that's a bit much. Save that for BLM and LGBTQWERTY street murals. That's doing the Lord's work.

[dfwgator]

Was it a sin to cheer Billy Napier getting fired?

[Dr. Franklin]

"It depends what the definition of "is" is."
"If you don't leave your feet, it's not a cheat!"
Slick Willy Clinton

[Joann37]

I especially like the questions from “Donald from DC “ and “Joe from Wilmington”!

[Tell It Right]

Psalm 151:73 says that laughter is the best medicine (typed in my best Bee/satire voice, knowing that there is no 151st Psalm). That's why it was not a sin to belly laugh at the 1:40 mark of the recent SEC Shorts video about head coaches on the hot seat.

[dfwgator]

Always look forward to SEC Shorts and SEC Roll Call on Mondays.

[Sirius Lee]

Robosexuals are sinners.

[Psalm 73]

Psalm 73 from Free Republic:
Q: I correct punctuation and spelling errors on posts. Is that a sin?

A: No. Only James Joyce can get away with spelling and punctuation errors.

[Tell It Right]

LOL

[Tell It Right]

Robosexuals are sinners.

Hmmmm....how do you say "Hell" in Mandarin, given the huge shortage of marriage aged women in China?

[dayglored]

> Robosexuals are sinners.

Not necessarily. It depends on the material of the robot lover, specifically the part(s) that your part(s) come in contact with during the sex:

• Stainless steel: That's cold, but not a sin.
• Suede: Sinful, especially if it's blue.
• Leather: Definitely sinful, especially if lubricated.
• Pleather: Not as sinful as leather, but grosser.
• Naugahyde: C'mon, man.
• Latex: Seriously sinful.
• Sandpaper: Not only is sandpaper not sinful, it is considered penance for the other sins.

[xp38]

xp38 from Free Republic

Is it a sin to comment without reading the articles?

No the only articles you must read fully are Babylon Bee postings.

[Tell It Right]

Good one!

[Texas Eagle]

Whew!