Posted on 10/22/2025 10:45:40 AM PDT by dayglored
People often mistake us for an official church ministry, so we get a lot of e-mails asking about sin. We usually ignore them, but not today! Join us as we exercise deep spiritual discernment to answer the following important questions:
Bob from Toledo, OH:
Q: I load the dishwasher from front to back. Is this a sin?
A: Yes.
Travis from Rancho Cucamonga, CA:
Q: I like the Dodgers. Is this sinful?
A: Yes.
Donald from D.C.:
Q: I cheated on my wife with an adult film star. Is that a sin?
A: No. That's fine.
Steve from Cedar City, UT:
Q: I'm a Reddit moderator. Is that a sin?
A: You, unfortunately, cannot be redeemed.
Pat from Oklahoma City, OK:
Q: I sometimes ‘heart' the reels my wife sends me, even though I don't love them and they are not funny. Is that a sin?
A: You shall be held blameless.
Cindy from Mounds Park, MN:
Q: Is scheduling a Zoom meeting after 4 P.M. a sin?
A: Trick question. Scheduling a Zoom meeting of any kind at any time is a sin.
Pauly from Jersey City, NJ:
Q: I go to Raising Cane's on Sunday since Chick-fil-A is closed. Is that OK?
A: Eternal damnation awaits you.
Daniel from Albuquerque, NM:
Q: I accidentally stole a glance at CNN at the airport. Is that a sin?
A: Pluck your eyes out. It is better for you to enter Heaven with no eyes than for your whole body to be cast into Hell.
Zack from Mobile, AL:
Q: Whenever Bob the Builder asked ‘Can we fix it?!' I always shouted ‘No!'
A: Weird, but okay.
Joe from Wilmington, DE:
Q: I got 12 soldiers killed in Afghanistan, and retaliated by ordering a drone strike on a civilian family. Was that a sin?
A: You've probably done much worse.
Greg from Los Angeles, CA:
Q: Is it a sin to find Bugs Bunny attractive when he dressed up like a girl bunny?
A: No. He's quite a looker.
David from Franklin, TN:
Q: I wrote an article defending drag queens as a blessing of Christian liberty, and I constantly attack other Christians for not being as righteous as me because I hate Donald Trump. This is not a sin. I am a great man.
A: Dave, get help.
We hope this article was as rewarding for you as it was for us to judge other people. Please repent and turn away from the Dodgers before it's too late.
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It may not be a sin to be a Democrat BUT IT SHOULD BE
A: No. Besides the past two popes have given us almost as much comedy material as every U.S. president from Clinton on.
“It was a sin for you to wanna feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to plan to feel up Ellen. It was a sin for you to figure out a place to feel up Ellen. It was a sin to take Ellen to the place to feel her up. It was a sin to try to feel her up and it was a sin to feel her up. There were six sins in one feel, man!”
-George Carlin
LOL.
A: No. Cheering against a football rival is not a sin. But painting an orange and white checkerboard pattern on your driveway so you can leave skid marks on it --- that's a bit much. Save that for BLM and LGBTQWERTY street murals. That's doing the Lord's work.
Was it a sin to cheer Billy Napier getting fired?
I especially like the questions from “Donald from DC “ and “Joe from Wilmington”!
Always look forward to SEC Shorts and SEC Roll Call on Mondays.
Robosexuals are sinners.
A: No. Only James Joyce can get away with spelling and punctuation errors.
LOL
Hmmmm....how do you say "Hell" in Mandarin, given the huge shortage of marriage aged women in China?
Not necessarily. It depends on the material of the robot lover, specifically the part(s) that your part(s) come in contact with during the sex:
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Is it a sin to comment without reading the articles?
No the only articles you must read fully are Babylon Bee postings.
Good one!
Whew!
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