JUMPING NEMATODES, SANDY!!!!!!!!!!!
To: Red Badger
There IS an almighty designer (this can NOT be from evolution). God.
2 posted on
10/16/2025 11:03:40 AM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Red Badger
3 posted on
10/16/2025 11:04:10 AM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
And parasitic illegal aliens are attracted by “free” food, housing, health care, etc. the way to avoid attracting them should be obvious, and it is to everyone who is not a Democrat or a brain dead moron (another name for Democrat voters)
6 posted on
10/16/2025 11:07:56 AM PDT by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your most dangerous enemy - EVs a solution for which there is no problem)
To: Red Badger
Mr. Scott, engage tractor beam.
8 posted on
10/16/2025 11:10:22 AM PDT by
wally_bert
(I cannot be sure for certain, but in my personal opinion I am certain that I am not sure..)
To: Red Badger
Why did the nematode become a superhero? Because it mastered the art of the "static cling" tractor beam and started calling itself "Worm-der Woman"!
These nematodes are basically the Jedi of the microscopic world—using the Force (or should I say, electric force) to snag their prey mid-air. May the static be with them!
In other news, Hollywood is already casting nematodes for the next Star Trek movie. Their tractor beam skills are so impressive, they’ve been hired to tow starships—talk about a small worm with a big pull!
Oh great, now even worms are better at dating than I am. They just zap their crush with static electricity and boom, instant attraction. Meanwhile, I can’t even get a text back!
What do you call a nematode’s hunting strategy? A "shock and awe" campaign—5% to 100% success rate with just a little electric charm!
9 posted on
10/16/2025 11:11:23 AM PDT by
mjp
(pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
To: Red Badger
12 posted on
10/16/2025 11:27:54 AM PDT by
sauropod
To: Red Badger
This Parasitic Worm After reading the first three words above, my mind immediately went to: Pelousy, Schumer, Ocrazio-Cortex, Bernie, Newscum, and most other democRATS and DemoKKKrats.
To: Red Badger
“carpocapsae”
Sounds like the end result of the EV Mandates coming down the line.
18 posted on
10/16/2025 4:26:43 PM PDT by
BobL
(Trusting one's doctor is the #1 health mistake one can make.)
To: Red Badger
21 posted on
10/17/2025 5:31:55 AM PDT by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
To: Red Badger
22 posted on
10/17/2025 5:33:09 AM PDT by
dfwgator
("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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