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To: Red Badger
Why did the nematode become a superhero? Because it mastered the art of the "static cling" tractor beam and started calling itself "Worm-der Woman"!

These nematodes are basically the Jedi of the microscopic world—using the Force (or should I say, electric force) to snag their prey mid-air. May the static be with them!

In other news, Hollywood is already casting nematodes for the next Star Trek movie. Their tractor beam skills are so impressive, they’ve been hired to tow starships—talk about a small worm with a big pull!

Oh great, now even worms are better at dating than I am. They just zap their crush with static electricity and boom, instant attraction. Meanwhile, I can’t even get a text back!

What do you call a nematode’s hunting strategy? A "shock and awe" campaign—5% to 100% success rate with just a little electric charm!

9 posted on 10/16/2025 11:11:23 AM PDT by mjp (pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
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To: mjp

A parasitic worm? The larger variety are called congressmen


10 posted on 10/16/2025 11:17:30 AM PDT by pissant ((Deport 'em all))
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