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People Who Have Been Calling For A Ceasefire For Two Years Denounce Ceasefire
BabylonBee.com ^ | Oct 13, 2025 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/13/2025 12:22:10 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum

U.S. — Anti-Israel protestors denounced the Trump-brokered ceasefire in Israel after months of demanding that Trump broker a peace deal in Gaza.

"Ugh!" protestor Jenny Martinez declared. "When we chanted ‘CEASEFIRE NOW!' we didn't mean like this. Not one Trump arranged. We meant one arranged by Hamas that would end in the annihilation of all Jews."

The protestors railed against the ceasefire deal and accused Israel of trying to control President Trump. Martinez said it's clear the peace deal is just one more step in Israel's evil agenda.

"Israel clearly doesn't want their people completely wiped off the face of the earth… this is the reason they're controlling the President. FREE PALESTINE!"

Advocates for a ceasefire in Gaza expressed frustration after learning over the weekend that a ceasefire was officially agreed upon and in effect. Many worried that this new change meant that they would have to find real jobs now.

"If there's a ceasefire, I can't spend my days going to ‘Ceasefire Now' protests," activist Mark Williams said. "I can't get a job! My only skills are yelling at Trump online and making protest signs."

At publishing time, protestors turned their focus to fighting against the Trump administration's efforts to broker peace between dogs and cats.

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1 posted on 10/13/2025 12:22:10 PM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
When we chanted ‘CEASEFIRE NOW!' we didn't mean like this. Not one Trump arranged. We meant one arranged by Hamas that would end in the annihilation of all Jews.

...and there you have it from the religion of peace. What a bunch of phonies...

2 posted on 10/13/2025 12:25:12 PM PDT by econjack
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To: econjack

Stung by the Bee.


3 posted on 10/13/2025 12:25:59 PM PDT by one guy in new jersey
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To: one guy in new jersey

Seems like an awful lot of what the Bee posts these days may not be actual quotes, but we still know it’s the truth.

Love,
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4 posted on 10/13/2025 12:31:15 PM PDT by omegatoo (You know you'll get your money's worth...become a monthly donor!)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The issue is never the issue; the issue is always the revolution.


5 posted on 10/13/2025 12:35:56 PM PDT by batazoid (Natural born citizen)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I have noticed today that an awful lot of people liked all the killing and stuff better on both sides. 🙄🙄


6 posted on 10/13/2025 12:51:39 PM PDT by dforest
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

I know that this is the Babylon Bee, but its not a joke. People were calling for a ceasefire as a way to undermine Israel. That was the goal. Just like the goal of the anti-war movement in the US in the 2000s was to undermine George Bush and the Republicans. Every single one of these liberal / Woke movements is to gain and hold political power, period.


7 posted on 10/13/2025 1:04:34 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Sounds about right!


8 posted on 10/13/2025 2:01:50 PM PDT by vpintheak (The left is violence.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
I know this is satire, but it does speak to what I've been saying for a long time:

PeaceProtesters™ don't want peace in the Middle East. They certainly don't want peace in the Middle East because of President Trump. PeaceProtesters™ would only almost tolerate peace in the Middle East, at least for the short term, if it was in spite of President Trump.

9 posted on 10/13/2025 2:14:33 PM PDT by Egon (I collect spores, molds, and fungus.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Orange man bad!


10 posted on 10/13/2025 2:16:29 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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To: one guy in new jersey

Damn! I didn’t even notice that, although I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out to be the truth.


11 posted on 10/13/2025 8:21:53 PM PDT by econjack
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