Posted on 10/09/2025 5:45:14 AM PDT by V_TWIN
A Florida man booked for alleged drug possession was also carrying much larger contraband — a thermos that he apparently shoved up his rectum before he was captured, authorities said.
Walter Frymire, 51, was arrested for the 26th time Saturday evening after someone called in reports of a naked man in a restroom at a public park.
An X-ray of Frymire clearly depicted a foreign object lodged in his body and poking from his hip up to his rib.
The foreign object was a thermos that Frymire said he “didn’t swallow.”
“You might have thought Walter was bringing drugs into the jail. He brought a thermos into the jail. That’s right, he put it up the exit ramp, you know what I mean?” Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said before holding up a thermos he estimated was the same size as the one inside Frymire.
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Florida Man never fails to disappoint. -
SMH
Given the size of that object….he put it up a well-traveled highway
I’m gonna hang around for the comments
“That’s right, he put it up the exit ramp, you know what I mean”
...that’s what she said!!
New from Folgers...”Rectum Roast”
Damn near killed him.
Ping!
More of a canister than a thermos then.
How big was.........nevermind.......................😫
Or “Maxwell Colon.”
He misunderstood “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold inside.”
Well, that is one way to keep your coffee hot i suppose. The stupid should hurt.
The best part of waking up is Folger’s in your butt!...................
I soooo wish he was named Stanley.
BÖC did a song dedicated to Florida Man.
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That’s one way to keep your coffee warm.
This has to physically impossible!
I see what you did there. Well done.
EC
Walter’s head is a bit oblong.
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and then
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