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1 posted on 10/09/2025 5:45:14 AM PDT by V_TWIN
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To: V_TWIN

Given the size of that object….he put it up a well-traveled highway


2 posted on 10/09/2025 5:46:30 AM PDT by silverleaf (“Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out” —David Horowitz)
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I’m gonna hang around for the comments


3 posted on 10/09/2025 5:46:57 AM PDT by V_TWIN (RIP Charlie Kirk)
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“That’s right, he put it up the exit ramp, you know what I mean”

...that’s what she said!!


4 posted on 10/09/2025 5:47:50 AM PDT by albie
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New from Folgers...”Rectum Roast”


5 posted on 10/09/2025 5:48:37 AM PDT by albie
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Damn near killed him.


6 posted on 10/09/2025 5:49:09 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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Ping!


7 posted on 10/09/2025 5:49:16 AM PDT by V_TWIN (RIP Charlie Kirk)
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More of a canister than a thermos then.


8 posted on 10/09/2025 5:50:02 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
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He misunderstood “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold inside.”


11 posted on 10/09/2025 5:52:37 AM PDT by posterchild
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Well, that is one way to keep your coffee hot i suppose. The stupid should hurt.


12 posted on 10/09/2025 5:53:48 AM PDT by Kudsman (48)
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I soooo wish he was named Stanley.


14 posted on 10/09/2025 5:55:08 AM PDT by alancarp (George Orwell was an optimist.)
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BÖC did a song dedicated to Florida Man.

😬


15 posted on 10/09/2025 5:56:56 AM PDT by Salamander (Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRD)
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That’s one way to keep your coffee warm.


16 posted on 10/09/2025 5:57:33 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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Walter’s head is a bit oblong.


19 posted on 10/09/2025 5:58:35 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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I warned him that if he kept slurping that coffee…


21 posted on 10/09/2025 5:58:50 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer” )
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Poster child for Liberalism.


22 posted on 10/09/2025 5:59:17 AM PDT by Track9 (Liberal tears make me smile. Thank you DJT!)
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A friend of mine is an administrator in a state prison. He told me about an inmate, a small white guy, that started dressing as a woman and wearing makeup.

Shortly thereafter, the inmate stopped dressing as a woman.

Upon inquiry, the inmate replied that it was way too painful. He added that he never should have started with a big black guy! (True story)


23 posted on 10/09/2025 6:04:30 AM PDT by tired&retired (Blessings )
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When someone buys you a travel mug for your coffee, but you don’t own a car


24 posted on 10/09/2025 6:10:58 AM PDT by PGR88
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I worked in a prison with an inpatient psychiatric block. The stories I could tell...

CC


26 posted on 10/09/2025 6:12:10 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam!)
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(up the exit ramp)

Are we talking about a certain Lying Kenyan here? 🤔🤔🤔


29 posted on 10/09/2025 6:15:40 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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He was trying to create his own Kopi Luwak (better known as “Civit Poo Coffee”)


30 posted on 10/09/2025 6:20:01 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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