7 Geese a laying?.......In the road?..............
His best sense is to tell the authorities that he honked.
For his punishment, the guy will be required to run seven times around the seven hills of Rome...
Pretty hard to hit a group of them unless intentionally, even when they are in summer molt.
And why would someone do that intentionally, anyways? A definite data point for someone’s future conduct regarding people.
In more and more cities, geese are considered pests and vermin.
Spending two months of time on this case seems insane.
Maybe they only spend two hours, two months apart.
I killed one on a Las Vegas driving range.
Hope they are not still looking for me.
“Investigators worked for nearly two months to identify a suspect.”
Never mind all the illegals raping and killing innocent girls ... we’re on the trail of a serial goose killer ... full speed ahead
My daughter got attacked by a bunch of geese a few years back. She would be for giving the man a medal.
I once saw a duck with a handful of ducklings walking down the median of a busy freeway during rush hour.
There’s no way they would get to safety. It would be suicidal and moronic to stop. The humane answer would be to run them over and put them out of their misery and prevent some bleeding heart Karen from causing multiple crashes by stopping to help the duckies.
“Duck, duck....._________!”
There is a Cana goose hunting season here this year. The bag limit is 10 per person per day.
Not nearly enough.
But they were Jewish Geese, so it shouldn’t matter?
Anarcho tyranny in action.
https://chroniclesmagazine.org/view/anarcho-tyranny-u-s-a/
Sam Francis explains:
“This condition, which in some of my columns I have called “anarcho-tyranny,” is essentially a kind of Hegelian synthesis of what appear to be dialectical opposites: the combination of oppressive government power against the innocent and the law-abiding and, simultaneously, a grotesque paralysis of the ability or the will to use that power to carry out basic public duties such as protection or public safety.
And, it is characteristic of anarcho-tyranny that it not only fails to punish criminals and enforce legitimate order but also criminalizes the innocent.”
Man in Washington runs over a flock of seagulls
Then he ran, he ran so far away
he just ran, he ran all night and day
he couldn’t get away...
About 10 years ago I got a big ovation from a bunch of college students waiting at a bus stop. I was at a light, a flock of geese and goslings were crossing, the light changed and they were about 2/3 - 1/3 on each side. I threw it in park, turned on the flashers, hopped out, stopped traffic, and got the flock all on the same side of the street. As I’m hopping back in the car the bus stop students about 40-50 yards away were applauding.
It was a fun moment!
Years back, I was attacked by 3 of em while on a walking trail around a town pond. One of em actually managed to get close enough to bite me while I was trying to get away from em. After the bite, let’s just say it didn’t end well...for that one. The local Karens plastered “wanted posters” everywhere of “the carnage” with a $1000 reward for the arresst and conviction. Needless to say, I never told a soul what happned back then, and it took awhile for that bite bruise to heal up.
I don’t like geese.
Some a$$hat ran over a family of geese that had nested in a particular spot for years - mama goose was,the only one left and wandered for two weeks before leaving.
Are drivers in NJ instructed to call an ambulance when they hit critters on the road as part of licensing?