Posted on 09/09/2025 6:40:01 AM PDT by V_TWIN
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced the immediate deportation of the infamous "Phillies Karen," a woman who complained until a baseball was taken from a child, to an El Salvador Prison.
"She took a ball from a kid. Who does that?" Trump said. "She's got no place here in America. I have revoked her citizenship. Even the losers and haters in the Democratic Party don't want her here. Adios, Karen!"
Phillies Karen garnered attention Friday when she failed to catch a home run ball and, instead of going back to watching the game, complained about it. A local dad had snagged the fourth-inning homer for his son, but was forced to take it back from him to silence the shrill cry of the harpy in his ear. "Ugh, fine!" the dad reportedly said at the time. "Take it! Whatever!"
The incident went viral, eliciting a passionate response from Trump. "Phillies Karen is a terrible American. She's a nasty woman, and very unattractive too, I might add," he reportedly said while browsing Truth Social and becoming further enraged by the story. "Somebody has got to do something about these people, and it might as well be me."
According to constitutional lawyers, it is not legal for the president to revoke the citizenship of "Phillies Karen," but no one cares enough to defend her. "Honestly, her behavior makes Benedict Arnold look like a saint," said noted constitutional attorney Benjamin Nickels.
At publishing time, El Salvador said it would refuse to take Phillies Karen and recommended she be sent to North Korea instead.
How this woman hasn’t been identified is beyond me.....you know SOMEBODY knows who she is.
Lots of people know who this is.
I’m shocked myself that she hasn’t been ID’d
I don’t need to know her name. Phillies Karen works for me.
If only.......
Too many time I wish the Bee were true.
The Bee had me for a while... It is their trademark!
She either redyed it that night or the next morning, most likely with a do-it-yourself kit.
The hairstyle is basically that of a 21st century Cruella DeVille.
She will learn to hate that ball while she looks over her shoulder the rest of her life.
For her sake she needs to publicly apologize and get this behind her as a lesson learned.
She will do the opposite as they all do, probably double down on stupid.
And those glasses are now contacts
And those glasses are now contacts
Despite this being from the BabylonBee - and I didn’t realize that until I was at the end of the article - this woman should be caught, named and shamed and imprisoned for theft.
If ONLY Trump could revoke citizenship - he would start with Rosie O’Donnell, as he has stated.
Seriously. I would like to know her politics. As I can probably guess.
You and two store managers a week already know her politics. There are some people who don't need audio, nor up-close interaction.
Pennsylvania is BIZARRO world.
What do we know about the Butler, PA shooter?
Not much more than we know about Phillies Karen.
Caught on camera.
Then slip into a netherworld.
How this woman hasn’t been identified is beyond me.....you know SOMEBODY knows who she is.
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She and her identity are being protected by the powerful LEAGUE OF PHILADELPHIA KARENS.
Dagnabbit! The Bee really got me this time!
I got a clue here:
“According to constitutional lawyers, it is not legal for the president to revoke the citizenship of “Phillies Karen,” but no one cares enough to defend her.”
Really? I thought, “There is no one so evil, so foul, so disgusting, so creepy that lawyers won’t line up to defend them!”
Only then did I check the byline...
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