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Talking to Plants: Myth, Science, or Secret Growth Hack?
The Garden Sanctuary ^ | 7/1/25 | Nisha

Posted on 09/06/2025 2:41:04 PM PDT by DallasBiff

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I know, but its a slow political day.

True or false? Have fun, flame away

1 posted on 09/06/2025 2:41:04 PM PDT by DallasBiff
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To: DallasBiff

Cleve Backster had some thoughts on this...


2 posted on 09/06/2025 2:43:38 PM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: DallasBiff

My plant pretty much died on me. I gave into a mystic woman and it came back to life. She did nothing but left it hanging on a hook. Perhaps I drowned it with too much water but I could tell it didn’t like me-can’t blame it.


3 posted on 09/06/2025 2:44:38 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET
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To: All

Just be worried if the plants talk back


4 posted on 09/06/2025 2:45:09 PM PDT by escapefromboston (Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
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To: DallasBiff

I remember this nonsense back in the 1960s. The claim was made by Vaughn Meader, a comemidan who gave us the spoofs of JFK the 1962 comedy record “The First Family”, and was said to have started the “CAROLINE, CLOTHE YOUR HORSE!” when JFK was in the White House. Hard to believe it but 35 thousand people signed a petition for Caroline to “CLOTHE YOUR HORSE!”

Only the old timers who remember those years will know what I am talking about.


5 posted on 09/06/2025 3:07:09 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar ( REOPEN THE MENTAL HOSPITALS CLOSED IN THE 1970S!)
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To: escapefromboston

And if they decide they don’t like you. At all.

https://www.google.com/search?q=images+plant+man++episode+of+voyage+to+the+bottom+of+the+sea&sca_esv=3133b51e556538d0&udm=2&biw=1052&bih=506&ei=4a-8aNLeEbXcptQPjujN-QI


6 posted on 09/06/2025 3:08:44 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Diana in Wisconsin; DallasBiff

Gardening *ping*


7 posted on 09/06/2025 3:37:24 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: DallasBiff
Take two houseplants and put them to the test.
Set 'em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest.
The first one you play Mozart or something lovely like that.
The second one you play Petra or Megadeth.

Audio Adrenaline's song Houseplant Song was a take on preachers a decade prior slamming rock n roll using a paper written by Dorothy Retallack that rock n roll harms plants. LOL In 1986 my youth pastor planned to take us to the Mylon Lefevre and Broken Heart concert, the head pastor got wind of it and stopped it. The youth pastor told those of us old enough to drive to take the others, which we did. LOL That Sunday the head pastor had a sermon based on Retallack's paper about how wrong loud Christian music was.

The funny thing was that for the closing hymn, the music director had us sing from the hymn book a song recorded by Elvis called Without Him ... written by Mylon Lefevre. LOL

To this day a lot of us are some of the most dedicated Bible readers and church volunteers in different churches. Every now and then we talk about that concert 4 decades ago being one of the main things encouraging us.

8 posted on 09/06/2025 4:01:11 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1 Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: escapefromboston

What if it says, “Feed me!”?


9 posted on 09/06/2025 4:01:38 PM PDT by Tom Tetroxide (Psalm 146:3 "Do not trust in princes, in the Son of Man, who has no salvation.")
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To: dayglored

Linked to our Garden Thread. Thanks for the ping!

Not only do I TALK to my houseplants - they all have NAMES. I have had a number of them for decades. ‘Audrey.’ “Miss Peach.’ ‘Bubba.’ ‘Pegasus.’ ‘Jane.’

All are thriving. :) So, I am on the ‘pro-talk to your plants side!’


10 posted on 09/06/2025 4:36:55 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

I would like to meet Bubba!


11 posted on 09/06/2025 4:38:42 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: DallasBiff

Isn’t this something the hippies did in their communal garden plots?


12 posted on 09/06/2025 4:40:35 PM PDT by fso301
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To: Tom Tetroxide

“...What if it says, “Feed me!”...?”

...Then you name it Audrey 3.


13 posted on 09/06/2025 4:41:07 PM PDT by Kriggerel ("All great truths are hard and bitter, but lies... are sweeter than wild honey" (Ragnar Redbeard))
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To: DallasBiff

Don’t know about plants, but we can confirm that talking to leftists totally doesn’t work.


14 posted on 09/06/2025 4:41:16 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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To: DIRTYSECRET
Perhaps I drowned it with too much water…

That’s the most common cause of people “killing plants.” My mom taught me that when I took on my first houseplants when I was in college.

I learned to tell by looking at the leaves when it was time to water them.

15 posted on 09/06/2025 4:42:54 PM PDT by Allegra (Thank you for your attention to this matter. )
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To: escapefromboston

'Audrey' from 'Little Shop of Horrors.' We've ALL been there, LOL!

16 posted on 09/06/2025 4:44:34 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Tom Tetroxide

Post #16! :)


17 posted on 09/06/2025 4:46:06 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Jet Jaguar

‘Bubba’ is a MONSTROUS Jade Plant that I bought in a 3” pot ages ago when I worked for Jung’s.

He’s well over 3 feet tall and wide, now. I DREAD the next time I need to re-pot him; that’s going to be an All Hands On Deck adventure!

‘Miss Peach’ is a Christmas Cactus (who blooms as she sees fit!) who sits right next to him. I think they’re in L-U-V. They’re both ‘succulents’ but from opposite sides of the tracks. I’ll never separate them! Hence:

“I...I was standing
You were there
Two worlds collided
And they could never tear us apart...”


18 posted on 09/06/2025 5:00:05 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

LOL!


19 posted on 09/06/2025 5:08:51 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: DallasBiff

Plants feed off carbon dioxide. Hence, it’s not the sound of your wonderful voice, but your exhale that helps them.

Nevertheless, it appears this kind of attribution to plants is as old as the hills and part of pagan beliefs. It seems to be a fundamental of anthropology and theorized to be how people attempt to figure out and survive in the world around them when there is no benefit of education - as in paleolithic times.

Lots on this subject in the Golden Bough by Frazer. Will help you understand the lunacy of eco freaks.


20 posted on 09/06/2025 5:41:55 PM PDT by fruser1
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