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Posted on 09/01/2025 9:34:16 AM PDT by xp38
DALLAS, TX — The Dallas Cowboys organization has officially moved to invoke the 25th amendment in order to remove owner Jerry Jones from power.
Sources within the organization felt that the body of evidence showing Jones to be mentally incapacitated had reached undeniable levels.
"It's about time," said long-suffering Cowboys fan Harold Martindale. "We loved Jerry, but the man is clearly no longer capable of coherent thought. As he has proven in so, so many ways, he is no longer capable of serving as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. This is precisely why the 25th amendment exists in this great country."
According to witnesses, tensions ran high as Cowboys executives broke the news to Jones. "We'd say this was a tough decision, but honestly that would be a lie," said manager of player operations Joe Stanton. "All the executives, players, cheerleaders, and every single fan on planet earth is in agreement. We're sorry, Jerry. Honestly, that's not true either, we're pretty stoked."
At publishing time, Cowboys executives had admitted that Jones had been incapacitated for twenty years, they'd just been willing to overlook it because of the Jimmy Johnson era.
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So far, the fans are still buying tickets to the games.
The Cowboys are not a republic, they are a monarchy so you will have to summon the Estates General like in 1789 France.
Thing is the Packers overpaid for Parsons, he’s not that good.
Agreed.
The PT Barnum argument applies.
Jerry understands that theater is where the big bucks are and any athletic competition is just a side show.
Why would George steal from the Yankees
“Sir, the fans are revolting!”
Wish he had a GM all these years, but as a bidness man, $65,000,000 he paid for the Cowboys, now worth $9 billion one cannot argue. Saw also NFL betting is expecting $30 billion this year.
Aahhh...since we’re on the topic of the Dallas Cowboys, I thought I’d add my two cents.
I never thought they were “America’s Team!”
I don’ think any team was/is.
But then, I’m an Oakland Raiders fan.
Almost got stung by The Bee,
Non compos mentis, IOW, Joe Biden. 😊
Too bad they didn’t do that with Biden. Kamala would have been easy to kick out.
Cardinals fans would want to add Bill DeWitt in that petition.
Have you been to any games at Allegiant Stadium?
That place is a palace compared to any stadium in CA...
Here in the Washington DMV, the stadiums are garbage heaps...
He has cancer. Fighting for quite a while. Vociferous Cowboy fans gotta’ give the guy a break.....yeah,I know....kind of a jerk....cancer surgeries, treatments have a way of messin’ ya up...
I was an Oakland Raider fan growing up as well. Still remember the Ken Stabler - Dave Casper “Holy Roller” play. I miss listening to Bill King.
He’s making a lot of $$$ so he is a good owner.
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