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Florida man in Batman pajamas helps stop suspected burglar: police
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| 8/27/2025
| Sierra Rains
Posted on 08/27/2025 5:41:55 PM PDT by simpson96
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posted on
08/27/2025 5:41:55 PM PDT
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simpson96
To: simpson96
Luis Black: “Who the F’ are you?” “I am Batman!”
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posted on
08/27/2025 5:47:59 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
To: simpson96
I have Chuck Norris pj’s.....
Kidding, I sleep naked with firearms and big dogs inside and out.
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posted on
08/27/2025 5:51:08 PM PDT
by
waterhill
(Nobody cares, work harder!)
To: simpson96
Da da da da da da da da….Bat maaaaaaan!
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posted on
08/27/2025 5:51:36 PM PDT
by
jdsteel
(Counting the days to January 20 2025!)
To: simpson96
I can tell he is not real Batman because his belt and pouches are printed, not real ones.
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posted on
08/27/2025 5:55:54 PM PDT
by
paudio
(MATH: 45<47)
To: CodeToad
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posted on
08/27/2025 5:57:46 PM PDT
by
Fresh Wind
(Kamala defines herself in just 4 words..."Nothing comes to mind.")
To: simpson96
Batman doesn’t have special powers. Neither does this guy.
To: simpson96
“Was it difficult to catch the burglar?”
“No, it was Schimpl.”
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posted on
08/27/2025 6:06:28 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Society has no reward for following the rules any more)
To: CodeToad
I couldn’t stop laughing.
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posted on
08/27/2025 6:07:50 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(Trump did the stupid party a favor. He gave them balls the size of Jupiter. )
To: simpson96
Headlines you never expected to read
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posted on
08/27/2025 6:08:30 PM PDT
by
Fai Mao
(I used to care, but things have changed ~ Bob Dylan)
To: simpson96
“How he got in Batman’s pajamas I’ll never know!”
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posted on
08/27/2025 6:22:30 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
To: simpson96
Disappointed. Thought it would be a onesie with feet.
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posted on
08/27/2025 6:26:07 PM PDT
by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: simpson96
I had a Superman outfit as a kid and all I remember is it had a disclaimer tag on it that said “Warning: This suit will not enable it’s wearer to fly”. I assume that also applied to leaping ✈ 🚄 🏛
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/27/2025 6:58:05 PM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: simpson96
Just a little redemption for Florida Man
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posted on
08/27/2025 7:22:02 PM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(First, I was a clinger, then deplorable, now I'm garbage. Feel the love? )
To: simpson96
“Florida man in Batman pajamas helps stop suspected burglar: police”
just think what the dude could do if he had a REAL batman rig, including a complete utility belt ...
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posted on
08/27/2025 8:02:47 PM PDT
by
catnipman
((A Vote For The Lesser Of Two Evils Still Counts As A Vote For Evil))
To: simpson96
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posted on
08/27/2025 8:56:34 PM PDT
by
logi_cal869
(-cynicus the "concern troll" a/o 10/03/2018 "/!i!! &@$%&*(@ -')
To: logi_cal869
I recall when Trump was first running for president—At the Iowa State Fair He was giving rides to children in his helicopter. One boy asked Trump. “Are you Batman?” His answer was simply: “Yes, I am Batman.” Seeing his first six months in office the second time—I am ready to believe him.
To: simpson96
Did he use his anti-burglar repellent?
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
We know this Florida Batman wasn’t “Uncle Bob”, he was out of state at the time.
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