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10 Surefire Ways To Lose Your Man Card
The Bee ^
| Aug 21, 2005
| The Bee
Posted on 08/25/2025 10:09:46 AM PDT by dayglored
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Don't forget:
Wash your hands more than once a day: Dirt and grease enhance the taste of manly food.
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:09:46 AM PDT
by
dayglored
To: dayglored
Oops, actual article date is Aug 21, 2025 not Aug 21, 2005.
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:12:22 AM PDT
by
dayglored
(This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
To: dayglored
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:14:08 AM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: dayglored
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:15:11 AM PDT
by
PeterPrinciple
(Thinking Caps are no longer being issued, but there must be a warehouse full of them somewhere)
To: dayglored
Offering to give your wife a foot massage.
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:15:38 AM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
(Alinsky, you magnificent Bastard, I read your book!)
To: dayglored
11. Wear pink Spandex pants.
12. Go to Yoga.
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:19:35 AM PDT
by
Bigg Red
( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
To: Huskrrrr
Offering to give your wife a foot massage.
~~~
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:19:56 AM PDT
by
z3n
(Kakistocracy)
To: dayglored
I used a napkin. I’m wearing a short sleeve Rush Limbaugh polo shirt.
To: dayglored
Damn,..I do half these things. I better get a boyfriend
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:21:52 AM PDT
by
Az Joe
(Live free or die)
To: dayglored
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:22:07 AM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
(It's hard not to celebrate the fall of bad people. - Bongino)
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:23:26 AM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.”)
To: MayflowerMadam
Sitting down to piss.
Carrying an over one shoulder bag.
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:24:16 AM PDT
by
sgt_lau
(Reject islam. They really do want to kill you.)
To: Az Joe
Damn,..I do half these things. I better get a boyfriend....
Good.....b/c no woman on earth will have you.....snx.
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:25:48 AM PDT
by
Liz
(May you be in Heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead (Irish blessing))
To: MayflowerMadam
Man bun. Dingdingding! We have a winner!
To: dayglored
Wash your hands after expressing your dog’s anal glands.
To: dayglored
Listening to and singing along with Taylor Swift.
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posted on
08/25/2025 10:30:22 AM PDT
by
TTFlyer
(Lenin: that by the infliction of terror, a well-organized minority can conquer a nation.)
To: dayglored
I don’t get #8. What help could they possibly give me at Home Depot?
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