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The Worst Opening Lines to Use on Dating Apps—And What to Say Instead
DNYUZ ^
| August 11, 2025
| Staff
Posted on 08/11/2025 1:10:16 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger
Back in the day, “nice tits” and a smile worked more than once!
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:00:45 PM PDT
by
9422WMR
To: Magnum44
For Christmas, I asked for a sweater, but I got a screamer.
Steven Wright
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:09:03 PM PDT
by
KingLudd
To: 9422WMR
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:09:49 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
I just say, “Yeah, I make a lot of money.”
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:10:17 PM PDT
by
mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: Red Badger
“I’ve got a gift for you but it’s too hard to wrap.”
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:12:51 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(A long way south of the border.)
To: FamiliarFace
What do you mean?
I’m bookmarking this thread for Valentine’s Day.
It’s been a while since a thread had so many funny memes.
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:16:27 PM PDT
by
samiam5
To: mfish13
,,, let me guess - you bought cardboard when it was twelve cents a ton?
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:19:11 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(A long way south of the border.)
To: samiam5
Thanks, I am surprised this thread hasnt broken posting records given the subject. But its early...
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:24:08 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: shaggy eel
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:27:14 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
“Just mention modern art, civil rights or folk music and you’re in like Flynn.”
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:30:15 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: shaggy eel
Ya gotta be quick to find such deals!
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:32:48 PM PDT
by
mfish13
(Elections have Consequences.)
To: mfish13
,,, yeah, there’s only the quick and the sorry :)
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:34:23 PM PDT
by
shaggy eel
(A long way south of the border.)
To: Jamestown1630
Dating seems like it was a lot easier for my generation - and more fun... Agreed. This dating app stuff seems insane. But I guess people stay home on their phones and computers.
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:45:59 PM PDT
by
gitmo
(If your theology doesn’t become your biography, what good is it?)
To: Billthedrill
“Honey, you look finer’n a new set of snow tires...”
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:54:02 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Duty is as heavy as a mountain; death is as light as a feather. KTF)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:56:43 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
So you love MAGA rallies?
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:58:14 PM PDT
by
bray
(It's not racist to be racist against races the DNC hates.)
To: FamiliarFace
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:58:19 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
Try this one- “What’s your favorite phallic symbol?”
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:58:57 PM PDT
by
equaviator
(Nobody's perfect. That's why they put pencils on erasers!)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
08/11/2025 2:59:34 PM PDT
by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: Red Badger
I am sure glad I don’t have to do this anymore!
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posted on
08/11/2025 3:01:18 PM PDT
by
Zathras
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