Posted on 08/07/2025 6:25:03 AM PDT by Morgana
The early 2000s were a different time - and a Maxim article from 2007 listing the 'unsexiest' women has ruffled some feathers after it resurfaced and went viral.
The men's magazine, which is known for featuring scantily clad celebrities, released the list nearly two decades ago.
Entitled 'Unsexiest Women Alive', the list contained five female stars and a brief description for each one explaining the reasoning behind their placement on the list.
The unfortunate list was recently shared in a Reddit post, leaving many users horrified over who was chosen.
First on the list was Sarah Jessica Parker, with the magazine claiming she was the 'least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women' who ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title, as per a Today article published at the time.
'How the hell did this [horse] Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title?' read Sarah Jessica's description, per news.com.au.
Second on the list was Amy Winehouse, who died four years later, in 2011.
The site mentioned 'hemorrhaging translucent skin, a rat's nest mane, and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats', as to what landed her on the least sexy list.
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Parker has managed to have a long career in Hollywood. She started out in the tv series Square Pegs a long time ago.
Sub out AOC with Stacey Abrams
No such list would be valid without Rosa DeLauro.
Rush’s favorite woman in the whole world, except for the rest, SJP, is “numero uno”(for folks in Rio Linda).
Sarah Jessica Parker was perfectly cast as a witch in Hocus Pocus: they didn’t even have to use much makeup ...
Since Helen Thomas has been taking a dirt nap for awhile, I'd also promote Hillary.
Mazie Hirono.
No way that is Pelosi.
Have to disagree a bit with Maxim. Parker is okay, and at least she tries to be feminine. The list that seems to be compiling here shows a bunch of radical leftists that are unattractive to begin with physically and intellectually, and they double down on it with choosing bizarre hair styles, baggy clothes, and nasty language. And then they call themselves feminists!
|What about that harpie that stood there with Trump’s head held up. Gawd! The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!
The brew is a veritable jackpot of hideous
Pramila Jayapal. Eye wash station required. She is eye-hurt.
Maxim actually made Mike Obama one of their Sexiest Women.
Your list makes a lot more sense. But there are loads of women in public life who are unsexy. And Helen Thomas is now dead. I would put Elizabeth Warren on that list.
However, the Maxim list was of “un-sexy” women who make their living based (in large part) on their sex appeal.
Seeing that picture, I wonder if JFK and Nancy did.....you know....??
I completely agree with your list.
IDK, Kennedy’s diggin’ it.
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