Posted on 08/07/2025 6:25:03 AM PDT by Morgana
The early 2000s were a different time - and a Maxim article from 2007 listing the 'unsexiest' women has ruffled some feathers after it resurfaced and went viral.
The men's magazine, which is known for featuring scantily clad celebrities, released the list nearly two decades ago.
Entitled 'Unsexiest Women Alive', the list contained five female stars and a brief description for each one explaining the reasoning behind their placement on the list.
The unfortunate list was recently shared in a Reddit post, leaving many users horrified over who was chosen.
First on the list was Sarah Jessica Parker, with the magazine claiming she was the 'least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women' who ironically starred in a show with the word "sex" in the title, as per a Today article published at the time.
'How the hell did this [horse] Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with "sex" in the title?' read Sarah Jessica's description, per news.com.au.
Second on the list was Amy Winehouse, who died four years later, in 2011.
The site mentioned 'hemorrhaging translucent skin, a rat's nest mane, and lashes that look more like surgically attached bats', as to what landed her on the least sexy list.
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I'm sure you guys, including the MR. Laz A. Mataz would agree with me.
1. Helen Thomas
2, Hillary Clinton
3. Rosie O'Donnell
4. Michelle "Mike" Obama
5. Ellen Degenerent
6. Princess Nancy Pelosi
7. Maxine Waters
8. Karen Bass
9. Lori Lightfoot
10. AOC
Do you all agree with my list?
ping you are in my first comment
I would not say “hot” but not hideous.
If AOC kept her mouth full, it would be harder for her to speak, and she could move to the other list.
Rosa Delauro has to be on that list.
Fair.
If she showed up on a blind date you’d be pleasantly surprised. More than acceptable.
It’s a fine list, but you forgot Whoopi Goldberg. UGH.! There are farm animals that would go 100 yards out of their way just to get around her.
Her mouth is why I put her on the list. She is all mouth.
THERE is your substitute for Pelosi! OMG, I can’t believe people vote for that.
You are so correct!!
11. Whoopi Goldberg. or all those old cackling hens on the Spew
Rashida Tlaib
Tisha James
Hee haww!
Ilhan Omar
Jazzy Crockofshit
I do.
When you build your brand on sex appeal and aren’t appealing or lose your appeal because your life is a mess, you let yourself go, etc, yeah...you can expect to get called out for it.
Perfect list. Maybe put Murkowski in there somewhere.
Actually, she’s got a great body, but that mouth of hers just ruins it completely. The Bree Larsen Effect.
Child of evil.
Just about any Liberal/Leftist female is hideous, inside and out. No list is needed.
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