You get banned from wnba games for this. oh no.
sex toys at wnba games? how appropriate
“You get banned from wnba games for this”
Can the wnba even afford to lose one fan? Lol!
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If you want to know what the definition of “welfare league” is......this is it.
(Laughs in Florida Panther Fan)
well rats...
I’d imagine that it’s like hurling a rubber throwing axe.
I cannot comprehend the mind that thinks this is a good idea.
The way to show your disdain for professional athletes is to ignore them. You don’t pay to get into the game—and pay for really good seats, then drink enough beer to get up your courage, and then toss dildoes around. It makes zero sense.
On top of that, I am sure in many communities this type of activity is at least a misdemeanor—which means fines and court costs.
Just stay home and watch CSPAN.
My only question about this is if there is an in-game trigger for when they throw it?
Sort of like in hockey when someone gets a hat-trick and fans throw hats on the ice has become sort of a ritual/tradition.
But for this what would be the in-game equivalent?
Great. Now you’ve made a martyr out of the fan.
This is the reaction you get when you start doing things like ejecting fans for laughing when a player’s wig gets snatched off of her head during a game.
"Barclays Center is really raising the bar for fan participation. Who needs foam fingers when you can lob... well, you know."
"Honestly, the real question is — are these spectators trying to distract players or start a whole new kind of sex-ed halftime show?"
"I hear the new WNBA fan club perk includes a free green dildo — strictly for court decoration, obviously."
"If the WNBA wanted to promote inclusivity and teamwork, throwing green dildos might just break all the ice… and probably some rules."
"Next WNBA game theme: ‘Bring Your Own Toy Night.’ Not sure security will be thrilled though."
"I’m just waiting for the moment when someone tries to score a three-pointer with one of those things on the court. Talk about multitasking!"
"Apparently, the new WNBA strategy guide is ‘If you can't score, at least make the crowd’s attention hard to ignore.’"
"At this rate, the WNBA might rename the MVP award to ‘Most Valuable Plaything.’"
"You know it's 2025 when fans have upgraded from peanut shells to... well, adult toys. Sporting events truly evolve."
FACT: This entire dildo thing is a marketing campaign from a crypto sh*tcoin called $DILDO.
Did anyone here ever pay the slightest to the WNBA before they embraced political controversy?
Does anyone here ever actually watch a whole game?
Just sayin'
More sex toys get thrown
Teenagers being teenagers.
Well, at least they didn’t hit the White Mamba, Caitlin Clark.
There is a reason beer is not sold in bottles at NFL games.
One sure way to be kicked out of a sporting event and possible banned from ever returning is to throw any object into the playing surface.
So people who hate the NBA are buying tickets, getting in their car, driving through city traffic to the arena just so they can throw sex toys onto the floor. These folks have too much time on their hands.
“Electrical Banana, bound to be the very next craze”
Donavan
There was a story last week about a WNBA player whose wig fell off mid game causing a delayed time out.
A fan who laughed at this was ejected.