[9YearLurker]

Ha!

[Semper Vigilantis]

[ChildOfThe60s]

Yep it is funny. Thanks for the chuckle

[tumblindice]

Funny?
Six months ago, AG Pam Barbie said they were on her desk.
A month ago the DOJ insisted there were no Epstein files.
Two weeks ago they promised to release them.

OK. Where’s the client list?
crickets

[Red Badger]

[laplata]

That’s very good and very true.

[Tell It Right]

Maybe Peter’s mother-in-law goes to this church. LOL

[fidelis]

Yup. Must be Protestant.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Saint Peter would be thrown out of today's more "inclusive" churhes.

[Thrownatbirth]

I’ll settle for a St. James “The Less Catholic Church” and have a burger on Friday.

[Thrownatbirth]

I’ll settle for a St. James “The Less Catholic Church” and have a burger on Friday.

[Thrownatbirth]

I’ll settle for a St. James “The Less Catholic Church” and have a burger on Friday.

[Thank You Rush]

Just need to search the records for someone who has a habit of stealing “S’s”.

[FatherofFive]

Three nuns died tragically in a car crash. St. Peter greeted them at the gate of heaven. He welcomed them, but said they need to answer a question before they can enter. The youngest nun was concerned. Peter asks the first, “Sister, who was the mother of Jesus?” The first nun said “Mary.” Peter bellows, “Welcome aboard!” and leads her in. He asks the second, “Where was Jesus born?” The nun replies, “Bethlehem.” Peter bellows, “Welcome aboard!” and leads her in. The young nun is relieved at the easy questions. So Peter returns and asks, “Sister, what were Eve’s first words to Adam?” She panics. She is going over the Bible in her mind and can’t recall any verse. She says, “That’s a hard one!” Peter bellows “Welcome Aboard!”

[dagunk]

Cute.

Some poor maintenance guy is gonna catch it - after the boss quits laughing.

[arthurus]

In Jackson Mississippi there was a Christain church 112 years ago. My daughter says it is still there.

[Hyman Roth]

Dave’s not here.

[Bigg Red]

😊

[vpintheak]

😂 good one!