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Florida man arrested for DUI on lawn mower along toll road: FHP
Fox 13 Tampa via Yahoo ^
| 07/18/2025
| Ryan Burkett
Posted on 07/19/2025 6:02:30 AM PDT by DFG
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To: xp38
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posted on
07/19/2025 6:35:27 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(The Weather Bureau announced they will shut down the entire Sharknado early warning system and staff)
To: C210N
The excerpt says he refused to take a field sobriety test. Would that require an automatic arrest on DUI charges?
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posted on
07/19/2025 6:36:10 AM PDT
by
Bernard
(Issue an annual budget. And Issue a federal government balance sheet. Let's see what we got.)
To: Farmerbob
LOL! The world has become one big, beautiful sitcom. Heh.
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posted on
07/19/2025 6:40:30 AM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(If you have asylum in the U.S. and you go home to visit family, is it like violating a Protect Order)
To: DFG
Oh, honey, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to mow
Come on with me, tramps like us
Baby, we were born to mow
Mow, mm
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Mow, mow, mow, mow
Mm Whoa-whoa, whoa-whoa
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posted on
07/19/2025 6:43:13 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Bernard
No, however an uninformed ignorant cop could think so. And, later, an informed lawyer would make mincemeat of that action.
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posted on
07/19/2025 6:46:08 AM PDT
by
C210N
(Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur.)
To: DFG
You’re more likely to see someone arrested for driving a golf cart drunk in Florida, especially senior citizens.
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posted on
07/19/2025 6:51:28 AM PDT
by
Opinionated Blowhard
(When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
To: xp38
Trooper Fang and Trooper Biggles, no doubt.
To: dfwgator
I thought it was Conway Twitty that did that. Was it George Jones?
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posted on
07/19/2025 7:15:44 AM PDT
by
Fai Mao
( A All Democrats are pedophiles )
To: DFG
“A man faces charges after troopers say he took his riding mower onto a busy toll road while impaired.”
But it’s OK to do it when SOBER, Right? Asking for a friend. ;)
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posted on
07/19/2025 7:42:02 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: OldHarbor
Here's another 'branch' of that same Family Tree:
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posted on
07/19/2025 7:45:40 AM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have, 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
To: Presbyterian Reporter
When Florida Man makes headlines, it’s a given that meth use is involved.
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posted on
07/19/2025 8:09:49 AM PDT
by
Fireone
(1.Avoid crowds 2.Head on a swivel 3.Be prepared to protect & defend those around you 4.Avoid crowds)
To: Fai Mao
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posted on
07/19/2025 8:38:27 AM PDT
by
rdl6989
To: C210N
Way back in college, my roommate was pulled over for running a red light on a bicycle. He ended up getting arrested for DUI.
The next day I had to go pick him up from jail, it cost 60 bucks to get his bike back from Impound. More than it was worth.
The DUI got dropped, but he had to pay the ticket for running the red light.
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posted on
07/19/2025 8:44:47 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(Michael Bennet claps on 1 and 3.)
To: OldHarbor
To: DFG
Wasted dude on a beer run thought DUI only applied to tagged vehicles
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posted on
07/19/2025 9:42:59 AM PDT
by
fso301
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