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Illegal Immigrants Removed From Census, Leaving California With Population Of 12
The Bee ^ | July 1, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 07/01/2025 2:36:17 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

U.S. — Population numbers have shifted drastically in light of new changes to the census program, which remove illegal immigrants from official population numbers. As a result, California, once the most populous state in the country, now has a total population of just 12 people.

"Woah. Where'd everyone go?" said one of the 12 remaining Californians.

With a new count of just 12 people, California's power will be greatly reduced in the House of Representatives, moving from 52 congressional seats to just 1. The state will also have just 1 vote in the electoral college going forward.

"We knew California would take a hit, but we didn't expect it to be by this much," said White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, who also revealed that Governor Gavin Newsom was himself an illegal alien.

Congressional Representative Pete Aguilar, formerly of California's 33rd district, is now actively campaigning against 51 former colleagues for control of California's single congressional district. In a passionate speech to the 12 American citizens in California, he said, "Vote for me, or you'll end up with Nancy Pelosi again."

At publishing time, Governor Gavin Newsom sued the Trump administration for bothering to keep a census at all, calling it "fascist authoritarian overreach."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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OK, here's my attempt to cheer up FReepers in the other 49 states.
1 posted on 07/01/2025 2:36:17 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL They’re really on a roll recently about ICE.


2 posted on 07/01/2025 2:39:45 PM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens" )
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To: Navy Patriot
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a Commiefornian and I can probably name at least 30 of my fellow Commiefornians who are here legally.

They may stoned out of their ever-loving minds but they are here legally.

As far as I know. <>

3 posted on 07/01/2025 2:42:36 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: Navy Patriot

https://www.lerctr.org/~transit/healy/brilliant.wav


4 posted on 07/01/2025 2:43:47 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Navy Patriot

and the 12 are anchor babies


5 posted on 07/01/2025 2:48:42 PM PDT by joshua c
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To: Navy Patriot

For once the Bee wrote something that is obviously satire.


6 posted on 07/01/2025 2:49:44 PM PDT by redfreedom (Happiness is shopping at Walmart and not hearing Spanish once!)
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To: redfreedom

Back to basics!


7 posted on 07/01/2025 2:50:50 PM PDT by Navy Patriot (President Trump Decisively Won Popular & E.C., Celebrate Recivilization!)
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To: Navy Patriot

California would lose some federal election districts, and so might Texas as well as Florida, New Jersey and Illinois.


8 posted on 07/01/2025 2:53:23 PM PDT by Wuli (uire)
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To: Wuli

Illegals are certainly in Texas, but it’s generally a way point to a welfare state.


9 posted on 07/01/2025 2:55:45 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: Navy Patriot

Parking is easier now.

Shorter lines everywhere!


10 posted on 07/01/2025 3:00:05 PM PDT by NoLibZone (Trump failure: Not declaring Antifa a terrorist organization.)
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To: MeanWestTexan

“Illegals are certainly in Texas, but it’s generally a way point to a welfare state.”

According to best estimates, significant numbers remain in Texas after arrival there; enough it could affect the population count for allocation of Congressional seats.


11 posted on 07/01/2025 3:00:07 PM PDT by Wuli (uire)
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To: Navy Patriot

This plan can be a death-knell blow to further long-term advancement of the current communist takeover...


12 posted on 07/01/2025 3:09:16 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: Wuli

You’re correct, many stay. But most move on.

In the last census, taking out illegals would net Texas a gain of 2 seats, instead of 3.

California would lose 3 instead of 2.

It really only changes about 6-8 seats. Still, it would change the balance of power, as it is so closely matched.


13 posted on 07/01/2025 3:13:45 PM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: Navy Patriot

I know it’s the Bee but it’s not too far from the truth! I live here in L.A. and I also don’t know where everyone went. I don’t go downtown anymore. Danger Zone.


14 posted on 07/01/2025 3:14:20 PM PDT by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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To: MeanWestTexan

I see from your other posts that you’re part of the MIC, so I don’t trust your take on ANYTHING!


15 posted on 07/01/2025 3:17:36 PM PDT by 9YearLurker
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To: Navy Patriot

Actually Laughing Out Loud!

The Bee is the best.


16 posted on 07/01/2025 3:26:35 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE (‘Never trust a man whose uncle was eaten by cannibals’)
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To: Navy Patriot

No Bonus For You ,LOL


17 posted on 07/01/2025 3:43:05 PM PDT by butlerweave
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To: MeanWestTexan

whether it changes only one seat, integrity and similar is what’s important. We do the right thing, by making choices to pursue truth and correct errors, and God will handle everything else :) He can make anything happen.


18 posted on 07/01/2025 3:58:02 PM PDT by b4me (Pray, and let God change you. He knows better than you or anyone else, who He made you to be.)
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To: All

I guess I am one of the 12...


19 posted on 07/01/2025 4:01:36 PM PDT by DHerion
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To: Navy Patriot

Too funny!
BTTT


20 posted on 07/01/2025 4:02:45 PM PDT by linMcHlp
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