Posted on 07/01/2025 2:36:17 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
U.S. — Population numbers have shifted drastically in light of new changes to the census program, which remove illegal immigrants from official population numbers. As a result, California, once the most populous state in the country, now has a total population of just 12 people.
"Woah. Where'd everyone go?" said one of the 12 remaining Californians.
With a new count of just 12 people, California's power will be greatly reduced in the House of Representatives, moving from 52 congressional seats to just 1. The state will also have just 1 vote in the electoral college going forward.
"We knew California would take a hit, but we didn't expect it to be by this much," said White House Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, who also revealed that Governor Gavin Newsom was himself an illegal alien.
Congressional Representative Pete Aguilar, formerly of California's 33rd district, is now actively campaigning against 51 former colleagues for control of California's single congressional district. In a passionate speech to the 12 American citizens in California, he said, "Vote for me, or you'll end up with Nancy Pelosi again."
At publishing time, Governor Gavin Newsom sued the Trump administration for bothering to keep a census at all, calling it "fascist authoritarian overreach."
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LOL They’re really on a roll recently about ICE.
They may stoned out of their ever-loving minds but they are here legally.
As far as I know. <>
and the 12 are anchor babies
For once the Bee wrote something that is obviously satire.
Back to basics!
California would lose some federal election districts, and so might Texas as well as Florida, New Jersey and Illinois.
Illegals are certainly in Texas, but it’s generally a way point to a welfare state.
Parking is easier now.
Shorter lines everywhere!
“Illegals are certainly in Texas, but it’s generally a way point to a welfare state.”
According to best estimates, significant numbers remain in Texas after arrival there; enough it could affect the population count for allocation of Congressional seats.
This plan can be a death-knell blow to further long-term advancement of the current communist takeover...
You’re correct, many stay. But most move on.
In the last census, taking out illegals would net Texas a gain of 2 seats, instead of 3.
California would lose 3 instead of 2.
It really only changes about 6-8 seats. Still, it would change the balance of power, as it is so closely matched.
I know it’s the Bee but it’s not too far from the truth! I live here in L.A. and I also don’t know where everyone went. I don’t go downtown anymore. Danger Zone.
I see from your other posts that you’re part of the MIC, so I don’t trust your take on ANYTHING!
Actually Laughing Out Loud!
The Bee is the best.
No Bonus For You ,LOL
whether it changes only one seat, integrity and similar is what’s important. We do the right thing, by making choices to pursue truth and correct errors, and God will handle everything else :) He can make anything happen.
I guess I am one of the 12...
Too funny!
BTTT
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