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In Historic 6-3 Supreme Court Decision, 3 Justices Ruled To Be Morons
The Bee ^ | June 26, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 06/26/2025 11:39:49 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Ramifications were predicted to be felt for generations after today, as in a historic 6-3 Supreme Court decision, 3 justices were ruled to be morons.

The ruling came near the end of the U.S. Supreme Court's current term, leaving legal analysts around the country saying that the decision was sure to have a long-lasting impact on all future cases.

"This was a ruling that shifts the balance in the country," one expert said. "According to this 6-3 decision, three of the justices sitting on the Supreme Court as morons, with the three morons themselves providing the dissenting opinion."

Justice Clarence Thomas wrote the majority opinion, stating unequivocally that the dissenting justices were, in fact, idiots. "The evidence was clear," Thomas said. "Three of our colleagues are babbling fools. It is the opinion of this court that this be recognized and applied accordingly to all future cases brought before the court. Let the record also show that one of my dissenting colleagues got a pencil eraser stuck in her ear during closing arguments."

The dissenting opinion, written by Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, provided insight into the court's reasoning. "What does ‘dissent' mean?" Jackson asked. "How can the court conceivably rule that three of its justices are ‘morons' when there remains no consensus among the justices of what a woman is? Someone said Justice Kagan is an example of a woman, but she sure doesn't look like one to me. Also, what is an ‘opinion?'"

At publishing time, the court had issued an amended ruling on the case that would require all of the moron justices to pass a literacy test before joining in any future opinions.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: amyconeybarrett; babylonbee; ketanjibrownjackson; satire; twitter; x
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SCOTUS finally addresses the growing problem of morons on SCOTUS.
1 posted on 06/26/2025 11:39:49 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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2 posted on 06/26/2025 11:42:46 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The Three Stooges , will they make a movie


3 posted on 06/26/2025 11:44:13 AM PDT by butlerweave
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To: Navy Patriot

One of Babylon Bee’s most biting satires.


4 posted on 06/26/2025 11:46:37 AM PDT by Wuli (uire)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

The dissent began : “Like, no way...”


5 posted on 06/26/2025 11:48:50 AM PDT by glorgau
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To: Navy Patriot

Not funny when satire cuts to the bone.


6 posted on 06/26/2025 11:49:40 AM PDT by StAnDeliver (TrumpII)
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To: Navy Patriot

SCOTUS ruling gets a TRO from Dist. Judge Boasberg who threatens to find SCOTUS in contempt.


7 posted on 06/26/2025 11:50:21 AM PDT by jjotto ("...saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob, And I hated Esau...")
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8 posted on 06/26/2025 11:51:40 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum (Democrats are the Party of anger, hate and violence.)
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They were morons before they got there. They were picked for the court because they are morons.


9 posted on 06/26/2025 11:51:43 AM PDT by Reily
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To: StAnDeliver

Nah, plenty of fat to cut away on those three walking examples of Type II Diabetes.


10 posted on 06/26/2025 11:53:08 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: Navy Patriot

This is known.


11 posted on 06/26/2025 11:54:09 AM PDT by bigbob (Yes. We ARE going back)
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To: Reily

“They were picked for the court because they are morons.”

Being a moron is not enough.

They had to be anti-white racists, DEI beneficiaries, and also preferably lesbian childless shrews (although the last is not mandatory).


12 posted on 06/26/2025 11:56:38 AM PDT by MeanWestTexan (Sometimes There Is No Lesser Of Two Evils)
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To: null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; bitt; ...

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13 posted on 06/26/2025 12:10:50 PM PDT by bitt (<IMG SRC=' 'WIDTH=30%>)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

Imagine you just showed up to one of those meet your mate, speed-dating things at a hotel ballroom and these are your choices for the night...


14 posted on 06/26/2025 12:13:02 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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require all of the moron justices to pass a literacy test

They should also be required to pass a biology test ...

15 posted on 06/26/2025 12:13:04 PM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: MeanWestTexan

Those are moronic viewpoints!
Therfore morons!


16 posted on 06/26/2025 1:50:03 PM PDT by Reily
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To: MeanWestTexan

Mediocre Americans deserve representation on the High Court. — Roman Hruska.


17 posted on 06/26/2025 3:53:59 PM PDT by scrabblehack
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To: Navy Patriot

Probably should have been a closer vote than that.


18 posted on 06/26/2025 4:06:36 PM PDT by FreedomForce
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To: butlerweave

Dee, Eie and Iye.


19 posted on 06/26/2025 6:27:40 PM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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The Bee never fails. LOL


20 posted on 06/27/2025 4:26:45 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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