I’ve heard this before other operations. Looks like the Pentagon needs in house pizza service. Just don’t buy those nasty Costco pizzas.
Or, it could have been the attack on Ottawa and Toronto. 🤷‍♂️
A certain degree of Pizza Discretion is called for here.
You would think the White House had the connections to set an unwritten policy, that would not publicize any transaction any restaurant had with the White House or Pentagon.
I’ll bet if Old Joe was still being propped up as our Cardboard Commander in Chief, those Pizza Huts would not be so eager to blab about who’s buying what and when.
Honestly, the Pentagon needs license the pizza places to operate in their Cafeteria and get security approved employees like they do in Army bases overseas.
> But Washington pizza delivery trackers guessed something was up before the first bombs fell. <
Wow. That’s a clue I never would have thought of. I think I’m going to write a novel based on it. “James Bond, Pizza Spy”.
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Not confining its analysis to pizza, the account noted three hours later that a gay bar near the Pentagon had “abnormally low traffic for a Thursday night”, and said this probably pointed to “a busy night at the Pentagon”.
Does this imply that a lot of people at the Pentagon normally hang out at the gay bars?
Pizza orders can be decoys, like the group of B-2s that went the other way from the actual strike group.
I’ll bet when those GBUs when off, somebody in Iran was shouting, did anybody order pizzas?
“Not confining its analysis to pizza, the account noted three hours later that a gay bar near the Pentagon had “abnormally low traffic for a Thursday night”, and said this probably pointed to “a busy night at the Pentagon”.
We have way too many homosexuals high up in our government.
The Pentagon should use this by scheduling random “Pizza nights” where Pizza orders are made at random times to make the information useless to adversaries.
These articles pop up with every war the US has had over the past couple of decades. I hope someone at the Pentagon is smart enough to not have pizza deliveries be a tell on whether we are about to go to war.
What? No McDonalds delivery?
One word - Catering
Try it.
PENTAGON HAS THE SPACE & FUNDS TO INSTALL THEIR OWN PIZZA OVENS.
STAFF WITH MILITARY MEMBERS NO OUTSIDERS.
QUIT TELEGRAPHING TO THE WORLD.
Unfortunately, not everyone learns what not to do:
In 1991, one might have deduced the January 16 Desert Storm campaign by monitoring the influx of pizza deliveries to the Pentagon, according to current U.S. Army Operational Security (OPSEC) training materials.
https://www.wilsoncenter.org/publication/forecasting-nuclear-war