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To: Red Badger
Nice to see Florida Man isn’t losing his touch.
2 posted on
06/10/2025 12:22:11 PM PDT by
montag813
To: Red Badger
Wow does he look nuts! Pardon the pun
3 posted on
06/10/2025 12:23:21 PM PDT by
albie
To: Red Badger
Please, no videos, just no videos
To: Red Badger
He will be forever known as that guy who schtupped all those pool floats.
To: Red Badger
im not sure i know what a pool float is,
but just because he’s old doesn’t mean he’s not looking for a little fun?
6 posted on
06/10/2025 12:24:11 PM PDT by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: Red Badger
7 posted on
06/10/2025 12:25:29 PM PDT by
V_TWIN
(America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
To: Red Badger
The first thing I thought of was Elvira.
No need to blow her up; she floats right out of the box.
To: Red Badger
We simply do not treat mental illness anymore. Our policy is to just let all the mentally ill do what they want regardless if it endangers anyone or anything or themselves. It’s like living with one flew over the cuckoos nest patients out on the street.
9 posted on
06/10/2025 12:27:19 PM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: Red Badger
Odds are he will be arrested again. Once a man goes air, he’ll never go fair er, back.
15 posted on
06/10/2025 12:29:20 PM PDT by
Ikeon
( Why don't they, do what they say? Say what they mean? One thing leads to another. )
To: Red Badger
The only solution is for him to run for office in California.
To: Red Badger
What does a pool float look like? Male or female genitals?
I looked at AMZ and they just look like floating mattresses.
This degenerate could just have sex with his own mattress.
17 posted on
06/10/2025 12:32:00 PM PDT by
Veto!
(Trump Is Superman)
To: Red Badger
On the other hand, “He reportedly told police that he does this instead of raping women.”
Although I will of course grant the weird novelty of his case, while we’re mocking him relentlessly, maybe shouldn’t cast the first stone at someone who apparently at least tried to restrain himself.
20 posted on
06/10/2025 12:37:14 PM PDT by
A strike
(Britain is now a puny, impotent nation, desperately needing US support to remain relevant. fck MI6)
To: Red Badger
I hope the police detectives identify the rightful owners and return their pool floats back to them
22 posted on
06/10/2025 12:43:03 PM PDT by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
To: Red Badger
“Florida Man Pleads Guilty To Stealing Pool Floats For Sexual Gratification”. Something I need to add to my bucket list.
23 posted on
06/10/2025 12:46:37 PM PDT by
kawhill
( Just trying to make conscious decisions, unconsciously)
To: Red Badger
I’m sure there is a porn site featuring pool float fetishes.
FYI. My “Florida Man Challenge” revealed that I beat my wife to death with a frying pan for burning the toast.
24 posted on
06/10/2025 12:48:16 PM PDT by
Organic Panic
(Democrats. Memories as short as Joe Biden's eyes)
To: Red Badger
A pool noodle is a cylindrical piece of flexible, buoyant polyethylene foam.
Pool noodles are used by people of all ages while swimming, and by Florida man.
Go on ...
26 posted on
06/10/2025 12:52:59 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
To: Red Badger
The headline you never expected to read.
27 posted on
06/10/2025 12:54:04 PM PDT by
mairdie
To: Red Badger
30 posted on
06/10/2025 12:59:36 PM PDT by
glorgau
To: Red Badger; Morgana; null and void
Maybe he’s just a member of the
LGBTQ2S+POOLFLOAT community?
Did you HATERS ever
think about THAT???
C’MON MAN!!!
32 posted on
06/10/2025 1:05:11 PM PDT by
SaveFerris
(Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
To: Red Badger
UGH. UGH...UGH....FUGLY AS THEY COME.
34 posted on
06/10/2025 1:06:46 PM PDT by
Ann Archy
(Abortion.....the HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience..H)
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