[DallasBiff]

What is with opossums and being on the road traffic. Growing up in western PA, there was usually a roadkill opossum on the road every week, do they have a death wish?

Have fun.

[reed13k]

Weeeeeelllll, you got your dead opossum and your dead racoooon; the blood and the guts gonna make you swoon....

[Navy Patriot]

Opossum rescued from Michigan's Mackinac Bridge

Good!

Possums have to learn to cross bridges the proper way, using public transit.

[lee martell]

Looks like Percy O. Possum took a wrong turn near the bridge and wound up on it, far away from any hiding places.

That all sounds very nice, I suppose, but did Percy O. Possum really need to be ‘rescued’? From what?
How much money does a location, capture and transfer cost to the great state of Michigan?

What about all those ‘misplaced’ Raccoons, still young and learning the lay of the lands. Where is their Uber ride?

[where's_the_Outrage?]

I heard all opossums are born on the side of the road dead.

[equaviator]

[mairdie]

I keep hoping that the possum guest at our peanut table has its home somewhere in our backyard so it doesn’t have to cross a street to dine.

[CopperTop]

"..What is with opossums and being on the road traffic.."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the 'possum it could be done..🥴🤣

Tanku, tanku! I'll see myself out.. 💩

[antidemoncrat]

Opossums look a lot like a rat’s large cousin (and I desperately hate them) so I wouldn’t go out of my way to save a Opossum.

[fidelis]

My first Air Force assignment after Lackland was in the SW corner of Oklahoma right across the Red River from Texas. There were possums all over, as road kill and wandering around at night. One good 'ol boy that was at the time liked to chase them down and grab them by the tail.

My next assignment was on Guam and shortly after getting there, one night me and another sentry saw what looked (to me) like a good size possum running across the top of an ordnance bunker. I said to him, "I didn't know they had possums in Guam."

He said, "They don't. That was a big old rat."

[Campion]

Possums have an attitude. The road is theirs. In fact, everything is theirs. If you disagree, they’ll hiss at you.

[higgmeister]

Opossum rescued from Michigan's Mackinac Bridge

Why?   He was only playing possum.

[Hot Tabasco]

Rescue it my eye. Just kick it over the side.....

[Hot Tabasco]

I almost hit a squirrel with my car yesterday. Chased it over two lawns and a flower bed before it safely climbed a tree.

[P8riot]

Slow news day?

[jmaroneps37]

And this is important because..
?

[Srednik]

Question: What animal will eventually become its favorite midnight snack?

The possum (they eat road kill!)

[Clarancebeaks]

A possum was on a bridge today. In other news, a bird flew over a man’s house today, and a bear sh#t in the woods.