Posted on 05/28/2025 11:49:24 AM PDT by V_TWIN
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions stemming from the ongoing negotiations between Russia and Ukraine to bring the years-long war to an end threatened to boil over once again, as President Donald Trump responded to Vladimir Putin's charge of him being emotional with an all-caps social media post.
After the Russian president publicly speculated that his American counterpart was responding too emotionally, Trump posted a scathing denial on social media in all capital letters to inform Putin of just how off-base he was.
"ABSOLUTELY FALSE AND A COMPLETELY STUPID THING TO SAY," Trump's message began. "IF CRAZY PUTIN THINKS I AM BEING EMOTIONAL, HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING. I AM NOT BEING EMOTIONAL, AND IF HE THINKS I AM, THEN HE'S A BIGGER MORON THAN I EVER EXPECTED. HE'S ALSO A TOTAL CHROME DOME WHO WISHES HE COULD HAVE MY HAIR. SAD! MAYBE A VISIT FROM SOME STEALTH BOMBERS WILL SHOW HIM HOW CALM AND NON-EMOTIONAL I AM. BAD IDEA, PUTIN. NOT SMART!"
"I'M NOT EMOTIONAL," he concluded.
White House aides reportedly talked President Trump out of responding with a large-scale invasion of Russia to prove to Putin that he was not responding emotionally. They were unsuccessful in steering him away from increasing tariffs on all Russian imports to 800%. "He said this was something he planned all along," one insider said. "He said there wasn't anything emotional about it."
At publishing time, sources said that President Trump had last been seen writing "HOW'S THIS FOR EMOTIONAL?" with a Sharpie marker on bombs before ordering preparations to be made for an airstrike on Moscow.
this is not productive.
Trump made a mistake cozying up to fagboy zelensky
The bee got me !!!
Yeah it did.
Low key got This Guy too.
Very nearly got me too. It took a moment before I checked the source.
The Bee. Almost got me again.
I was hoping it was the Bee, but you have to double check
lol.
I got stung also.
Gotta love The Bee!
Trump didn’t know about the attack on Putin’s chopper when he said that because the gaslight media lies by omission.
One of the rules of war is you don’t take out the other side’s leader. Putin could have vaporized Zelensky long ago, but didn’t.
When Trump finds out the whole story he will hopefully decide it is time for NATO to go its own way.
My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
-Ronald W. Reagan
“One of the rules of war is you don’t take out the other side’s leader. Putin could have vaporized Zelensky long ago, but didn’t.”
LOL!
He tried to on Day One but Zelensky fold the plot.
Citation?
“this is not productive.”
This is the Babylon Bee.
“Putin could have vaporized Zelensky long ago, but didn’t.”
Citation?
“Trump didn’t know about the attack on Putin’s chopper when he said that because the gaslight media lies by omission.”
Citation?
“One of the rules of war is you don’t take out the other side’s leader.”
Citation?
oh no Trump is out of control
armageddon
armageddon
So you just made that up and now you are sleazily trying to slink out of it, as usual.
I know better than to engage with you. You are free to tell another lie and then you can move on.
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