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Cow caught in flood found alive on Australian beach 11 miles away
UPI ^
| 5/23/25
| Ben Hooper
Posted on 05/24/2025 9:33:12 AM PDT by DallasBiff
May 23 (UPI) -- A cow was found alive on an Australian beach after being carried up to 11 miles by floodwaters.
Layla Philipson found the cow alive on the sand on Old Bar beach, on the Mid North Coast of New South Wales.
(Excerpt) Read more at upi.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cow; floodwaters; freepun
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Wow the rains and floods must have been pretty bad to sweep away a 1,000 lb. cow, but it seems the cow "mooved" around and navigated the flood waters.
I know bad pun, couldn't resist, have fun it;s saturday.
To: DallasBiff
No need to milk this story because that would be udderly ridiculous.
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posted on
05/24/2025 9:35:43 AM PDT
by
BipolarBob
(I worked at the circus as The Human Cannonball, until they fired me.)
To: DallasBiff
Other version of this story:
“Found! Cleanest cow in Australia”!
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posted on
05/24/2025 9:45:13 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: DallasBiff
I did not know The View had a set there.
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posted on
05/24/2025 9:45:46 AM PDT
by
learner
To: DallasBiff
Mist famous cow since the cow who supposedly started the Chicago fire (1906?).
To: learner
To: DallasBiff
To: DallasBiff
"Cow-abunga!"
To: DallasBiff
The media are milking this one for all it’s worth.
To: learner
Yea, what is Whoopie doing in Australia?
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posted on
05/24/2025 10:37:26 AM PDT
by
Zathras
To: BipolarBob
I’ll give you that one lol.
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posted on
05/24/2025 10:45:35 AM PDT
by
Bulwyf
To: DallasBiff; Red Badger; SunkenCiv; The Spirit Of Allegiance; Rennes Templar; ProtectOurFreedom
That’s one to check off of the bucket list.
People might say there is no whey, but that’s because the power of positive thinking never occurd to them:
“I think I cud I think I cud..”
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posted on
05/24/2025 11:08:01 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: Ezekiel
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posted on
05/24/2025 11:12:35 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(The moron troll Ted Holden believes that humans originated on Ganymede.)
To: DallasBiff
Was it on the roof of a cotton house?
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posted on
05/24/2025 11:38:27 AM PDT
by
samiam5
To: DallasBiff
Reminds me of a story this very elderly woman related. It was a long time ago in Arkansas, a farmer was sitting on his front porch when a wind gently set a horse down right in front of him. He put ads in the paper; no one came to claim it.
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posted on
05/24/2025 2:05:32 PM PDT
by
odawg
To: Ezekiel; DallasBiff; Red Badger; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; ProtectOurFreedom; nickcarraway; ...
People might say there is no whey, but that’s because the power of positive thinking never occurd to them:
“I think I cud I think I cud..”
Reminds me of the Kenny Rogers song "Cowherd of the County."
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posted on
05/25/2025 1:09:09 AM PDT
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance
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posted on
05/25/2025 4:43:16 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(><br>THis has been a struggle for me for many years. Thank you for expressing it so well.)
To: samiam5
I came here to ask this
/O Udder, where art thou?
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posted on
05/25/2025 7:10:19 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Please visit my profile page to help me go home again. https://www.givesendgo.com/GCRRD)
To: The Spirit Of Allegiance; Ezekiel; DallasBiff; Red Badger; SunkenCiv; ProtectOurFreedom; ...
Sounds like you’re trying to steer this thread into a more musical direction; I got no beef with that.
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posted on
05/25/2025 8:07:24 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(President Trump is back.)
To: Rennes Templar
No, no, no. You obviously meant “more moosical direction.”
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posted on
05/25/2025 8:15:36 AM PDT
by
ProtectOurFreedom
(“Diversity is our Strength” just doesn’t carry the same message as “Death from Above”)
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