“Pull!”
I feel like a BB gun doesn’t make a firecracker noise,’ resident Heather Jones told the outlet. ‘This sounds exactly like a firecracker.’
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Feel?
and then it hit the ground like a wet bag of cement!!
Alka Seltzer?
“So, you salt a quantity of pellet-size beads of Portland cement into the wild bird seed . . .”
Bird gas
Filming another Doctor Who episode? Or a horror movie?
Maybe it’s that baseball pitcher who nailed the pigeon.
First it was the Muzzie terrorists with defective pagers and now this. The End is Near!
mass bird control? Something in the bait seed? flocks of black birds are a real problem and danger to arriving and departing aircraft.
I never did this, but as a kid I heard stories about feeding birds alka-seltzer tablets. Was told they cant belch or pass gas so it would make their stomachs explode. I have no idea if thats really true or not. But if it were, its the kind of thing feral kids would do for kicks.
Birds cannot burb. If someone feeds them an alka seltzer the co2 makes them die / explode.
Les Nedsman from WKRP is behind this. He hats birds.
Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring
I do, don’t you? ‘Course you do
But there’s one thing that makes spring complete for me
And makes every Sunday a treat for me
[Verse 2]
All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon
When we’re poisoning pigeons in the park
Every Sunday you’ll see my sweetheart and me
As we poison the pigeons in the park
[Verse 3]
When they see us coming
The birdies all try an’ hide
But they still go for peanuts
When coated with cyanide
The sun’s shining bright
Everything seems all right
When we’re poisoning pigeons in the park
[Verse 4]
We’ve gained notoriety and caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society with our games
They call it impiety and lack of propriety
And quite a variety of unpleasant names
But it’s not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon
[Verse 5]
So if Sunday you’re free, why don’t you come with me?
And we’ll poison the pigeons in the park
And maybe we’ll do in a squirrel or two
While we’re poisoning pigeons in the park
[Verse 6]
We’ll murder them all amid laughter and merriment
Except for the few we take home to experiment
My pulse will be quickenin’ with each drop of strych’nine
We feed to a pigeon
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park
-Tom Lehrer
Like movie Signs where they ran into a cloaked spacecraft hovering over a city?