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Letitia James Hides From Trump DOJ By Painting Herself Bronze And Standing Very, Very Still In Times Square
The Bee ^ | May 10, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 05/10/2025 1:33:37 PM PDT by Navy Patriot

NEW YORK, NY — In a desperate move to evade Trump's Department of Justice, New York Attorney General Letitia James painted herself bronze and is standing very, very still in Times Square.

Thus far the gambit appears to have paid off, with people believing James to be a statue of an obese, unkempt woman who "challenges perceived notions of representation."

"Just be still, Letitia. They'll never suspect it," said James, hands on her hips. "Look at the dolts taking pictures of me as I hide in plain sight. Oh, you are a clever shrew, Letitia."

While initially successful, the plan hit a snag as James has been forced to stand totally still while listening to liberals disparage her over and over. "Normally artists try to portray black women as strong and beautiful, but this artist bravely made an awful statue of an unkempt chunky lady," said local woman Anya Miran, staring Ms. James in the face. "It's totally challenging the ideal of how artists should represent black women. I love how powerfully this statue says that it is okay for this woman to be fat and unattractive. I can't stop staring at the fat rolls. I just want to squish them."

At publishing time, witnesses had reported that the statue appeared to have briefly swatted a woman's hand away from her love handles.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; hidinginplainsight; satire; statueistooskinny
Coincidentally, many reports to temporary blindness are coming in from Times Square.
1 posted on 05/10/2025 1:33:37 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Now showing: “Attack of the 12-Foot Judge!”


2 posted on 05/10/2025 1:35:07 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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To: Navy Patriot

Letitia is doing her best to keep the pose a little bit longer. She recalls the triple cheese beef burrito she ate for lunch, and regrets not bringing Tums with her


3 posted on 05/10/2025 1:37:37 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Navy Patriot

unkempt chunky lady
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Those could be running away words if any identify as ‘chunky’ within earshot...


4 posted on 05/10/2025 1:40:01 PM PDT by delchiante
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To: Navy Patriot

You’d have to be pretty stupid to think she wasn’t the model for this.


5 posted on 05/10/2025 1:46:49 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Navy Patriot
Letitia James Hides From Trump DOJ By Painting Herself Bronze And Standing Very, Very Still In Times Square

OMG! I love it! The Bee never disappoints!

6 posted on 05/10/2025 2:24:55 PM PDT by rockabyebaby (THE BEST IS YET TO COME - (PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP))
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To: Navy Patriot

She is VERY clever!


7 posted on 05/10/2025 2:47:36 PM PDT by Mark (DONATE ONCE every 3 months-is that a big deal?)
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To: Navy Patriot

The Trump Curse has driven Tish completely over the edge.
She thinks he’s following her, hiding under her bed, listening to her conversations, tsk tsk a shame.
(Tish flying: “I swear, I just saw Donald Trump on the wing! You’ve gotta believe me.”


8 posted on 05/10/2025 3:05:43 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: Sacajaweau

You’d have to be pretty stupid to think she wasn’t the model for this.

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As pointed out on another thread, Letitia’s ass is bigger. LMAO.


9 posted on 05/10/2025 3:42:02 PM PDT by mund1011 (We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality)
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To: tumblindice
“I swear, I just saw Donald Trump on the wing! You’ve gotta believe me.”

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Like this?


10 posted on 05/10/2025 3:44:21 PM PDT by mund1011 (We can ignore reality, but we cannot ignore the consequences of ignoring reality)
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To: BradyLS

Even though the height measurement is > 2X too large, the horizontal measurements should be to scale.


11 posted on 05/10/2025 4:00:01 PM PDT by JeemBeau
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To: Navy Patriot

LOL. The first time I saw a picture of that statue I thought it was supposed to be Fat Alvin’s Ghettopotamus. Geez. Americans are really hard up for statues since they took down all of those of American heroes. This one here needs to be labeled the Ghetto’s Fast-Food Mom.


12 posted on 05/10/2025 4:31:25 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (We now have RAT activists interpreting their version of the Constitution. Who needs da Supremes?)
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To: Sacajaweau

“”You’d have to be pretty stupid to think she wasn’t the model for this.””

Toss up - between her and Stacey Abrams..take your pick!


13 posted on 05/10/2025 4:46:43 PM PDT by Thank You Rush ( )
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To: Navy Patriot

Before her scandal broke out I can almost bet that this was gonna be a Letitia statue..


14 posted on 05/10/2025 5:33:29 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Aint no mom about it. Just a breeder.


15 posted on 05/10/2025 5:37:05 PM PDT by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Twelve foot tall “Ghetto-Potamus” nice work NYC


16 posted on 05/11/2025 4:16:13 AM PDT by 55Ford
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To: Navy Patriot

OK, this IS funny!!!


17 posted on 05/11/2025 2:58:36 PM PDT by Scrambler Bob (Running Rampant, and not endorsing nonsense; My pronoun is EXIT. And I am generally full of /S)
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