Posted on 05/10/2025 1:33:37 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK, NY — In a desperate move to evade Trump's Department of Justice, New York Attorney General Letitia James painted herself bronze and is standing very, very still in Times Square.
Thus far the gambit appears to have paid off, with people believing James to be a statue of an obese, unkempt woman who "challenges perceived notions of representation."
"Just be still, Letitia. They'll never suspect it," said James, hands on her hips. "Look at the dolts taking pictures of me as I hide in plain sight. Oh, you are a clever shrew, Letitia."
While initially successful, the plan hit a snag as James has been forced to stand totally still while listening to liberals disparage her over and over. "Normally artists try to portray black women as strong and beautiful, but this artist bravely made an awful statue of an unkempt chunky lady," said local woman Anya Miran, staring Ms. James in the face. "It's totally challenging the ideal of how artists should represent black women. I love how powerfully this statue says that it is okay for this woman to be fat and unattractive. I can't stop staring at the fat rolls. I just want to squish them."
At publishing time, witnesses had reported that the statue appeared to have briefly swatted a woman's hand away from her love handles.
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Now showing: “Attack of the 12-Foot Judge!”
Letitia is doing her best to keep the pose a little bit longer. She recalls the triple cheese beef burrito she ate for lunch, and regrets not bringing Tums with her
unkempt chunky lady
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Those could be running away words if any identify as ‘chunky’ within earshot...
You’d have to be pretty stupid to think she wasn’t the model for this.
OMG! I love it! The Bee never disappoints!
She is VERY clever!
The Trump Curse has driven Tish completely over the edge.
She thinks he’s following her, hiding under her bed, listening to her conversations, tsk tsk a shame.
(Tish flying: “I swear, I just saw Donald Trump on the wing! You’ve gotta believe me.”
You’d have to be pretty stupid to think she wasn’t the model for this.
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As pointed out on another thread, Letitia’s ass is bigger. LMAO.
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Like this?
Even though the height measurement is > 2X too large, the horizontal measurements should be to scale.
LOL. The first time I saw a picture of that statue I thought it was supposed to be Fat Alvin’s Ghettopotamus. Geez. Americans are really hard up for statues since they took down all of those of American heroes. This one here needs to be labeled the Ghetto’s Fast-Food Mom.
“”You’d have to be pretty stupid to think she wasn’t the model for this.””
Toss up - between her and Stacey Abrams..take your pick!
Before her scandal broke out I can almost bet that this was gonna be a Letitia statue..
Aint no mom about it. Just a breeder.
Twelve foot tall “Ghetto-Potamus” nice work NYC
OK, this IS funny!!!
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