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YIKES! Florida Man Gored by Bison at Yellowstone National Park After Getting Too Close to Animal
Gateway Pundit ^ | May 09, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 05/09/2025 5:51:49 AM PDT by Red Badger

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To: Red Badger

“Yo! City boy! You kin ride them thangs, you know. Just gotta saddle ‘em. Gimme a minute to git the camera ready...”


81 posted on 05/09/2025 10:32:42 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Red Badger

You can take Florida man out of Florida, but your can’t take Florida out of Florida man. I wonder what brand of cheap beer leaked out of him when he was gored.


82 posted on 05/09/2025 10:38:06 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack
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To: Red Badger

Bison was angry the guy didn’t kiss him on the nose.
Everyone knows you have to kiss then on the nose 😁


83 posted on 05/09/2025 10:46:17 AM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Red Badger
Maybe the park just needs bigger warning signs

Or administer a 20 question park permit application with an IQ portion. Could this lance hurt or kill you if you are struck by it? Could this semi knock you down? Do Badgers have bad attitudes? Will Grizzlys take your group pictures for you?

84 posted on 05/09/2025 10:55:00 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Red Badger

How many gorings are allowed? Could be down this season.


85 posted on 05/09/2025 1:06:35 PM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: tumblindice

😄


86 posted on 05/09/2025 6:12:45 PM PDT by Bigg Red ( Lord, make me an instrument of your peace.)
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To: Red Badger

Don’t pet the fluffy cows.


87 posted on 05/10/2025 5:32:43 AM PDT by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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88 posted on 05/10/2025 5:44:29 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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