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Dems Update Statue Of Liberty To Say 'Give Me Your Wife Beaters'
The Bee ^ | May 3, 2025 | Staff

Posted on 05/03/2025 10:42:50 AM PDT by Navy Patriot

U.S. — Democrats have updated the famous "New Colossus" poem on the Statue of Liberty to simply read, "Give us your wife beaters."

The change is intended to clarify that in lieu of huddled masses yearning to be free, Democrats prefer to import criminals who beat their wives and threaten to murder them.

"These are our people," said Senator Van Hollen as the finishing touches were put on the plaque. "If you're out there in some other country, smacking your wife around, the Democratic party wants you in America. We will literally travel across the globe to bring you back here so you can hit your wife on American soil. We want restraining orders, not green cards."

Some rank-and-file Democrats have reportedly expressed concern that cheering for spousal abusers may not be a winning message. "I'm just not sure wife beating is a winner, politically speaking," said a Democratic House member on condition of anonymity. "Threatening to kill women hasn't polled well, at least historically speaking. But, I've got to trust the leadership on this one."

At publishing time, the Democratic party had added "human traffickers" to the plaque after yet another report that Kilmar Garcia had been involved in buying and selling human beings.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Education; History
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; satire
Fortunately, now France no longer want's the Statue Of Liberty returned.
1 posted on 05/03/2025 10:42:50 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
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To: Navy Patriot

Soon we will have a motto of One Nation Under Federal Judges.


2 posted on 05/03/2025 10:50:08 AM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: Navy Patriot
Give me your wife beaters,

Your murderers,

Those who want to live in your house.

3 posted on 05/03/2025 11:08:28 AM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of scenery, wildlife and climbing, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: Navy Patriot

Give me your wife beaters, your drug traffickers, your gang rapists yearning to get free housing and health care. Just fly them in here by the millions and I’ll get some Obama-era judge to make it impossible to send them back.


4 posted on 05/03/2025 11:21:53 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Navy Patriot
Official t-shirt of the Democrat Party


5 posted on 05/03/2025 11:41:48 AM PDT by VeniVidiVici (Burma Shave)
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To: Navy Patriot

6 posted on 05/03/2025 11:55:11 AM PDT by Magnum44 (...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
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To: Navy Patriot
At publishing time, the Democratic party had added "human traffickers" to the plaque after yet another report that Kilmar Garcia had been involved in buying and selling human beings.

The Republican Party was formed because of the last time the Democrats were buying and selling human beings.

7 posted on 05/03/2025 12:11:18 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (May Rachel Zegler and Disney never know profits.)
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To: MtnClimber

Don’t forget:
Rapists, carjackers, petty thieves, unlicensed drunk drivers, squatters….


8 posted on 05/03/2025 1:09:24 PM PDT by sjmjax
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To: Navy Patriot

lol!


9 posted on 05/03/2025 1:17:22 PM PDT by silverleaf (“Inside Every Progressive Is A Totalitarian Screaming To Get Out” —David Horowitz)
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