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Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly stripped naked, pooped on seat as plane landed: report
NY Post ^ | 4-26-25 | Shane Galvin

Posted on 04/27/2025 6:44:55 PM PDT by dynachrome

She went excre-mental.

A female passenger on a Southwest Airlines flight to Chicago allegedly stripped down naked and pooped on her seat as the plane landed, according to a report.

Police officers were called to Chicago’s Midway Airport Saturday as flight 418 from Philadelphia arrived with one passenger shocking the cabin by taking off her clothes and emptying her bowels on a plane seat, NBC reported.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Humor; Travel
KEYWORDS: crappyflight; donate2freerepublic; peeope; southwest
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To: RandallFlagg

Strange but badass comic back in the day. I wish I’d kept my Heavy Metal magazines.


61 posted on 04/27/2025 7:51:19 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: dynachrome

“Forget the mile high club. I will take the mile high dump!”💩


62 posted on 04/27/2025 8:02:49 PM PDT by lone star annie ( )
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To: BobL
One man demanded a window be opened for some fresh air... and then...


63 posted on 04/27/2025 8:05:10 PM PDT by Bobalu (I can’t even feign surprise anymore...)
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To: dynachrome

It was reportedly a very crappy landing.


64 posted on 04/27/2025 8:05:58 PM PDT by meyer (The revolution isn't just beginning. It's already won.)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Sounds like white female crazy more than black female crazy to me. If she had done it while attacking another passenger, I might guess the other way. Has the race been determined?


65 posted on 04/27/2025 8:07:29 PM PDT by FreedomForce
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To: FreedomForce

(Has the race been determined?)

Not yet from what I’ve read so far. No mention of the name but usually the name will give it away.


66 posted on 04/27/2025 8:10:16 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man (The last two weren't balloons. One w!as a cylindrical object)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

In case anyone's curious: Ranxerox.
67 posted on 04/27/2025 8:14:08 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (Democrats should have been barred from elections since The Battle Of Athens.)
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To: rellic

But the lore of Seat 27C will live on…


68 posted on 04/27/2025 8:14:08 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: fidelis

Sorry, brain fog. He signed the Mental Health Act in October, 1963.

Congress slashed funding in August, 1965 under Public Law 89-105.


69 posted on 04/27/2025 8:24:50 PM PDT by TheWriterTX (🇺🇸✝️🙏🇮🇱)
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To: Macho MAGA Man

Indian


70 posted on 04/27/2025 8:25:24 PM PDT by Mr. Blond
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To: TheWriterTX

Good info, thanks.


71 posted on 04/27/2025 8:25:24 PM PDT by Inyo-Mono
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To: crusty old prospector

As Deckhand on a fishing boat, I had the displeasure of cleaning up after a woman who couldn’t decide fast enough which end to aim at the head, and instead hit opposing walls.


72 posted on 04/27/2025 8:52:17 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (My Bearded Lady neighbor is an "Intimacy Coach" from the shed w/ Palestinian & Gay flags.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Shaniqua?


73 posted on 04/27/2025 8:56:23 PM PDT by atc23
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To: atc23

LeQueefa


74 posted on 04/27/2025 9:01:47 PM PDT by Bikkuri (I am proud to be a PureBlood.)
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To: Tom Tetroxide

Thats why I always carry a small bag of cat litter when I fly Southwest


75 posted on 04/27/2025 9:05:23 PM PDT by Kartographer (“We Mutually Pledge To Each Other, Our Lives, Our Fortunes And Our Sacred Honor”)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Yummy.


76 posted on 04/27/2025 9:07:44 PM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: fireman15

what good is a photo of the poop without seeing the pooper ?


77 posted on 04/27/2025 9:14:40 PM PDT by stylin19a ("Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl" )
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To: Bobalu

I can see why everyone on board that flight might need to evacuate their bowels:
Aloha: Hello! Goodbye
The only fatality was that of 58-year-old flight attendant Clarabelle “C.B.” Lansing, who was swept out of the airplane while standing near the fifth-row seats; her body was never found.
That’s a man baby.


78 posted on 04/27/2025 9:52:12 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives)
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To: deport

💩💩 photo


79 posted on 04/27/2025 9:58:16 PM PDT by dforest
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To: deport

if you have seen one turd

you have seen them all


80 posted on 04/27/2025 10:20:55 PM PDT by joshua c
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